What's the difference between uranium and plutonium? Blast radius

What's worse than 9 dead babies nailed to a tree? 1 dead baby nailed to 9 trees.

Herman Cain

josh simpson has cancer

Knock Knock Who's there? I'm deaf. I'm deaf who? What?

What happened when the princess kissed the frog? She died, the frog was highly toxic.

Whats better than a panda? A panda with an ice cream cone.

Why did the black man run? There was a mass murderer chasing him with a chainsaw.

Whats funnier than a real joke? An anti joke

I had sex with the Earth, and out came global warming...Imagine what will happen if i had sex with Obama?

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Come in!

DONALD TRUMP DIES

nock nock " whos there" , "open the door and you will see

anus soup

Why does the cool aid man make it look so easy to break through? -To Get to The Other Side!!!!!!

Small breasts.

What's the difference between a zombie, a vampire and a werewolf? One is a zombie, one is a vampire and one is a werewolf.

thomas hall= fuckin dikc

What did Abe Lincoln say before he gave the Gettysburg Address? No one knows, its not documented.

what is the difference between a black person and a picnic bench? A picnic bench can support a family.

Why can't you fool an aborted fetus? Because it wasn't born yesterday.

Knock Knock Who's There Ur Mom Ur Mom Who Ur Mom is Dead

Your mother smells so bad that people make comments about it behind her back, and one person mailed her some soap.

Q: why did sally fall off the swing A: she had no arms A:knock knock Q:who is there A:not sally

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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