Two black guys are in an elevator, one guy gets off at the sixth floor, and the other on the eighth. And thats it.

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An Arian man walks into a German-owned bar and asks to use the restroom. The bartender sees this acceptable and allows it. Soon after, a Jewish man asks the same question, but this time the bartender said no. The Jewish man thought it was an outrage and demanded why, so the bartender calmly explained to him that the Arian man was still using the restroom and that when he was finished the Jewish man was free to poo as he pleased.

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What do you call a black man who flies planes? A pilot, what do you call him you freaking racist!?!?!?!?!?

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What did the mole say? Nothing

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One night you tell your mom to make you a sandwich, the next day in school you ate a delicious peanut butter and jelly sandwich for lunch

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tim tebow is a great quarterback

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting attacked by an evil demonic llama.

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What happens if Pinoccio says my nose is about to grow?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The undeveloped cerebral cortex vital for comprehending irony left the chicken incapable of finding humor or possibly feeling self-disgust in the acknowledgment that it had just wandered across said road, this being a grandfathered human jest.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? I don't cum on my watermelon before I eat it.

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What do you call a file named pedo? A. Pedobear B. Toast C. Pedofile

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How do you know if you've been drinking too much? You find yourself in a closet screaming, "I'm in Narnia!!!"

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas don't scream when you put them in the oven.

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What do you call 400 black men rolling down a hill? 400 black men rolling down a hill.

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What do you call a bunch of balck men running down a hill. A bunch of balck men running down a hill.

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What is the same about a plum and an elephant? They're both grey except the plum

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have trouble understanding each other.

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What is brown and sticky? A stick.

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A: Want to hear a funny joke? B: Nah, I'm okay

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How do you kill a fox in Canada? Cut it's leg off and let it run!

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Why do blacks have a little white on their hands? God has always said that everybody has a little good in them.

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Hey I just met you And this is crazy There's the kitchen Sandwich maybe?

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Why did the man jump off the bridge? He was clinically depressed and wanted to commite suicide

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A boat sinks in the ocean, what does the sailor do? Nothing, he wasn't on the boat.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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