Go away.

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Whats worse then reading the same joke over and over again? Getting mutilated by a cupcake.

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What do you call a cow with big horns? A bull.

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What's worse than getting raped? Getting raped twice.

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I don't hate you because you're fat. You're fat because I hate you

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What did I say when I fell of THEEeEeeeeeeee...

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Knock Knock. F uck off.

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A kid with no arms or legs is stuck in the desert. Sucks to be him.

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Why did the black man run? There was a mass murderer chasing him with a chainsaw.

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The economy sucks. REM broke up. A man killed himself.

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Last night I saw an elephant in my pajamas. I don't know why I went to the zoo in my pajamas.

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Why did the penguin cross the road? Chicken

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a mammal.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Somebody call animal control, there's a horse in the bar." The horse is then taken away and made into glue and dog food.

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Knock knock. Use the doorbell, dumbass.

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I had sex with the Earth, and out came global warming...Imagine what will happen if i had sex with Obama?

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Matt swam through watter. Gaby drowned on dry land.

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kennah campion... being nice

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did you hear about the sidewalk? its all over town.

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A very busty blond and a priest walk into a bar. The bartender asks with a smile, "What'll be today, pastor?" "Wine. please."

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the WNBA

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husband : honey , can i have stuff candy wife : no husband : can i have milk and cookies wife : what kind of milk wink wink husband 2% you pervert

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What do you get when you cross an owl with a bunge cord? My ass!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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