why did the baby cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

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...and I'm a Mormon.

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Why did a man get arrested in a bar He was covered in bombs and charged with terrorism

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The chicken crossed the road.

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your family is so poor that you require healthcare to recieve money

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What happened to the blonde who blew out her birthday candles? Her hair caught on fire

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Why didn't Dave buy his wife a watch for her birthday? Because she already had one.

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What did the boy and girl do at the wedding? 69:)

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What is the longest word in the English language? SMILES: there is a mile between the first and last letters!"

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Why did the older man begin to walk faster after a black man started walking towards him? He was late for work.

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A married couple was in a terrible accident where the man’s face was severely burned. The doctor told the husband that they couldn’t graft any skin from his body because he was too skinny. So the wife offered to donate some of her own skin. However, the skin on her body that the doctor felt was suitable would have to come from her buttocks. The husband and wife agreed that they would tell no one about where the skin came from, and they requested that the doctor also honor their secret.

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Whats worse than living with cancer? Dieing of cancer.

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What's 6+2? 16

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A horse walks in a bar and the bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse didn't reply because he was a hoarse horse.

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Chuck Norris walks into a bar, the bartender, a known drug smuggler for the Mexican Cartel fires three shotgun rounds. As the bartender reloads Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks first the shotgun out of the man's hands followed by three very quick blows to the head. The bartender goes down unconscious and he is arrested. Though the program is no longer produced, Walker Texas Ranger was a somewhat enjoyable, although poorly written and low budgeted made for television action crime drama series produced from April 21, 1993 to May 19, 2001.

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So this guy walks into a bar. He is promptly rushed to the hospital due to the risk of brain damage, concussion, or other serious head injury.

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What did the little boy with cancer do? He died.

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Q. Why cant Stephen Hawking walk into a bar? A. Because he suffered being paralyzed and is unable to walk. So theoretically speaking it is impossible to walk when paralyzed and in a wheelchair unless the victim is out of his or her wheelchair. Please note that the chances of walking when paralyzed are extremely slim.

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When is a door not a door? When it was never actually a door in the first place and you just thought, for whatever reason, that i was.

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You mamma's so fat that even Dora can't explore her!

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Whats the worst thing that happened in the holocaust? it ended

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A man walks into the doctor's office for an appointment. The doctor proceeds to perform the usual examinations, before asking the man to turn his head and cough. As is standard, he felt the man's testicles to check for irregularities. The man jokes, "Say doc, couldn't you at least ask me to dinner first?" The doctor replies,"You have testicular cancer." He died a month later.

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What is green and has wheels? Grass, i was lying about the wheels

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