If the shoe fits....... its probably your size.

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Q: What is Paul's nickname A: His name is Paul, he doesn't need a nickname

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Why did Madelyn leave the space next ot the computer? Because her hat got tooken from her.

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Why can't you fool an aborted fetus? Because it was born yesterday.

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What's worse then listening to Nickleback? The Holo- On second thought, nothing.

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A man walks into a bar. He drinks then comes home to his whole family murderd and mutilated

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What is brown and has 3 legs? My severely injured cat.

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Why was Helen Keller's leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

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A black man, a mexican man and a chinese man all walk into a supermarket. Together, they purchase ingredients to make a delicious vegetarian lasagna. That night, they make the lasagna and greatly enjoy it together.

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What would we do with out women? Die and then become extinct

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Q: Why did the cookie go to the dentist? A: Because he was dying of brain cancer.

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The chicken crossed the road.

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Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No...........

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i wish i was a tree !

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What do you call an Asian pilot? A pilot...

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why did the kid go in his room and lock the door. to masturbate

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Why couldn't the man walk? He didn't have any legs.

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What's big, black and long? The line in KFC

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What happened when a fish rode a bike? It fell off and injured itself.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was food there.

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What is the best thing about having sex with twenty-seven year old's? There's twenty of them

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whats red and smells like blue paint? half a painter.

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A pornstar walks into a church, she has remained close to Christ despite her condescending career choice.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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