jess yawns with no hands in front of her mouth. true story.

There once was a man from Nantucket. He said it was a great place to retire.

A black man, a Mexican, and a Jew walk into a bar. The white bartender kills them all because he was a huge racist.

What does a girl with no arms on a swing? Falls.

If life gives you melons ... You might be dyslexic

Your Mamma is so poor that she begs for money.

4 out of 5 Americans make up 80% of Americans

Your dad is so dumb he tried to put M&M's in abc order

I love boobs

I don't hate you because you're fat. You're fat because I hate you

What did the teacher say to the student who stepped on a rusty nail? You have to go to the Nurse's Office to get a band-aid- I don't have any.

Your Momma's so fat when the whales see her they don't say anything as they are unable to speak the human language.

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What did Jesus say to Moses? Jesus doesn't exist. Moses replied, "Do you think I'm stupid, you're standing right next to me!"

What do you call a black man who flies planes? A pilot, what do you call him you freaking racist!?!?!?!?!?

your all shit at jokes

Once upon a time, there was boy. I saw this boy. So I sat on him.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a mammal.

Exactly what?

I have a left shoe. I have a right shoe. I have two feet

A person with OCD walked into a abr.

I had a dream I watched Inception.

What do I smell like to you?? Crap.

whats pink and fluffy? candy floss.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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