- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

whats the best thing about fukkin twentyone year olds...theres twenty of them

Hey! did you know Helen Keller had a dog? Neither did she...

Why did the dog run away from home? His house burned down and his owners were killed.

yo mamma so fat she seen a yellow train full of white people and she said stop that twinkie

Why do girls wear makeup and perfume? Because they are ugly and smell

How do you starve colored people? deny them food stamps

What did the doctor say to his patient? You have cancer

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the chicken.

What's worse than losing your job? 9/11

Want to hear a joke? Jerry Sandusky's innocence

why are these jokes so funny? why are u so fat bitch

How do you know that a woman is having an orgasm? They go like OH YAH OH YAH:D

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Q: What is worse than loosing your arms? A: Dying

Why does Michael Jackson like K-mart? He does not; he is dead.

Why did Hitler cross the road? Because he had already looked both ways. Only after practicing proper safety procedure did he venture across the busy thoroughfare to retrieve his asthma medication from his car.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

Three vampires were at a bar 1 & 2 were drinking and asked the 3rd why he wasn't. He replied, I'm full I found a used tampon on my way here.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he lost his grip on the branch and was unable to reach another before reaching the ground.

Why can't Hank swim? Hank is a rock

I have the heart of a child... in a jar on my desk.

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when the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that's a black eye.

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