Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 has psychotic tendencies.

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Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No...........

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I met a man today. His name was John.

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What do you call 3 horses in 1 boat, in the middle of the Dead Sea? Lost

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marble

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke her face.

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Why did the little girl fail her test? She had mental retardation.

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You're so straight!

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Why did the chicken cross the road Banana

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Why did the panda fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second panda fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first panda. Why did the third panda fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

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Chuck Norris is a normal man.

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Knock knock! "It's unlocked"

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What did the bullied schoolboy do when he got home from school? He cried himself to sleep.

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There once was a man from Peru who dreamed he was eating his shoe he woke with a fright, in the middle of the night and then went back to sleep

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So what happened after 911?? What do you think?

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How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? If you need an electrician to screw in a lightbulb, you're a moron.

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What happend when Chuck Norris did a push up? He did one push up.

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what do a dog and tree have in common? nobody cares when they die

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a boy walked into a pet store to get his bird some food. they were all out. the bird died.

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What did the jew get for christmas nothing because he doesnt celebrate christmas.

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Whats worse then reading the same joke over and over again? Getting mutilated by a cupcake.

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That's what he said.

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knock, knock, TRICK OR TREAT

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What did the doctor say to his patient? You have cancer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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