What do you call a mexican sleeping in a car tired.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Come in!

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Why could the woman cook for her family? She didn't have one she was anti-social

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What is the difference between a bench and a black man? It is socially acceptable to sit on a bench to eat your lunch. If you did so to a black man you would probably be arrested.

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar..... Wait..... How?

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what do you call a cucumber that is wearing a dress.... an asian lady

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Why so serious? Why bad grammar?

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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An Englishman, Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a pub where they are presented with a situation, the Englishman and Scotsman react appropriately but the Irishman does something foolish.

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why did the chicken cross the road. why? because he felt like it

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Man: Drink this. Man 2: Ok. (Drinks it) Man; You drank a powerful substance that is 20000 times stronger than hydrochloric acid! Man2: Oh FUCK! Kelvin Yang.

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A dwarf walks under a bar.

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What do you call a gay, black, Muslim physician? Doctor.

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A plane is flying from NY to Canada, but crashes on the border. Where do you bury the survivors? You don't bury survivors.... Just kidding, there were no survivors

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whats worst than reading youtube comments? Panic at the disco

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What will happen when a black person die they die

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Three blondes walk into a bar. They have an intellectual conversation over some drinks.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his donkey? "Oh no, my donkey is my livelihood and the only means I have of supporting my family. Now, we shall surely starve."

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An asian kid in a classroom starts to squint to try to see the board that is far away. A white man looks at the kid and asks, "Hey asian, is it hard for you to see that board?" The Asian replies, "Yes, yes it is."

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A horse walks into a bar. He ordered some fries.

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A dying homeless man walks into a Hospital. He is asked to leave because he doesn't have health insurance. He dies in a gutter next to where he shits.

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How did two Jews react when they saw a quarter on the sidewalk? They agreed to donate it to charity.

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An Englishman, Irishman and Scotsman walk into a bar. It happens frequently at UK airports.

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ha do call a by with red heir a freckles? ginger

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