what did rebecca say to sabrina ? CALL wass !!

What did the little boy find when he came home from school? His mother hanging from a tree.

A man walks into a bar and says "Ouch!" Passersby notice the man is blind, which caused him not to notice the bar. He later died in the hospital from severe head trauma

Q: How do you surprise a newt? A: Jump on it while shouting, "slippers." This may not work as the newt may die before it has the chance to be surprised, however the slippers should be intact.

Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? Neither have i

Whats big, tall and fat? Most of America.

What do you call a banana that's about to be eaten? A Banana

A black man walks into a bar, to get a drink.

A man walked into a bar and suffered a mild concusion.

Want to hear a joke? Jerry Sandusky's innocence

There's a American, Mexican, and a Canadian stranded in the desert. They couldn't find any food, water, and shelter. They were all really hungry and thirsty. Later that day the Mexican dies from a very bad infection on his neck.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? A Derrick Rose jersey.

Two guys walk into a bar, one is treated for a concussion.

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What do you call a man that likes fishsticks? His name

Whats white and can't climb trees? A Fridge

A bear walks into a bar. There were 4 fatalities and 3 were taken to the hospital.

What's better than winning the lottery? Winning it twice.

Five little monkeys jumping on the bed One fell down and bumped his head He suffered a serious concussion and was never the same again.

What do you call a woman with one leg? An amputee

What does a blonde's vagina taste like? The same as her brain, cabbage

Why did elmo jump of the cliff caus he wa depresed

What do a large mouth bass and my wife have in common? They are both in the Animal kingdom, both are vertebrates and they share many other traits such as eyes, a notochord, and epaxial/hypaxial musculature.

How do you make a small fortune? Be financially smart, work hard, save money, all while you make sure you don't let your earnings become a "large" fortune.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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