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Your Momma’s muscle to fat ratio can only be explained in irrational complex numbers.

Why did Suzy drop her ice cream? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Suzy!

A: make me a sandwich woman! B: your a sandwich.

Why was it so easy for Superman to pick up chics? His butt ox.

Q. Why did uncle Al die of smoking? A. His socks were to big -Noah Weisskopf

Do you want to hear a knock knock joke? (Yes) Okay, you start. (Knock knock). Who's there? ...

In Soviet Russia you drive car, because a car driving you would be screwed up.

Roses are Red, violets are blue, I have STD, Now so do you. :3

Q: What Jews are doing in Palestine? A: Living.

What is bad about being black and Jewish? Your gonna have to sit in the back of the oven

why did Tommy fall of his bike? because he was getting raped by a walrus

Whats red and is bad for your teeth? A brick.

How do you make a baby cry? You hit it in the face with a hammer.

What's funnier than 24? 25.

What's the difference between a baby and a pineapple? Pineapples were not shot by nazis during the holocaust.

The government makes a good decision

One penguin says to another penguin, "It looks like you are wearing a tuxedo." The other penguin says, "Yea, I have to go to dinner party later."

Why did Hitler smell the flower? Chicken dick.

Why did the little girl fail her test? She had mental retardation.

A black guy walks up to a drug dealer. He asked the drug dealer for directions and went on with his life.

-Why did Sara fall off the swing? -I don't know, why? -She had no arms, knock knock -Who's there? -Not Sara.

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Why don't seagulls live in the bay? Because then they'd be bagels

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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