How do you make a small fortune? Be financially smart, work hard, save money, all while you make sure you don't let your earnings become a "large" fortune.

Why did elmo jump of the cliff caus he wa depresed

What does a blonde's vagina taste like? The same as her brain, cabbage

What did Sally get for Christmas? Nothing, Sally is dead

What's the opposite of fly? To not fly

A fish walks into a bar

Why couldn't the Little Boy hear his mother yelling at him? Because his mothers died

Roses are brown Violets are brown everything is brown Who shat in my garden?

What do you call a mexican sleeping in a car tired.

i am predestal

justin littleton. nuff said

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a serial rapist with a violent temper.

what do a plum and a rabbit have in common? there both purple except for the rabbit

a fat black man walks into an aquarium he enjoyed his day viewing many sea animals while buying a souvenier on his way out.

my girlfriend keeps calling me a pedophile, thats a big word for a 3 year old

What did Jesus say to Moses? Jesus doesn't exist. Moses replied, "Do you think I'm stupid, you're standing right next to me!"

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

Knock Knock! Who's there? No-one No-one who? .......

What do you do when you see a black man? The same thing you do when you see anybody.

What do babies and caterpillars have in common? They're both dead. Except the caterpillar.

What's pink and fluffy? PINK FLUFF! What's blue and fluffy? BLUE FLUFF HOLDING ITS BREATH!

3 blonds walk into a bar ouch

Why couldn't the cat eat it's food? It's face was stapled to the floor.

A person with OCD walked into a abr.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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