What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A Kinect

milly, milly, milly, cat

Obama

Women's rights

Why did the man break into the bank? Because he was a bank robber

Why did Justin Bieber smile in his mug shot? He did not understand the consequences of his horrible actions that could have killed many innocent men, woman, or children and, in jail, there could be very dangerous people living there.

Why did the chicken cross the road To go to KFC

Why so serious? Why bad grammar?

What's better than winning the Silver Medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

Duncan Traywick is hilarious.

What's yellow and can not swim? A Bulldozer

What did the guy say to the mushroom?

Slavery

How can you tell Egyptian Bees are tired? When they put down their suitcases and yell "IM Tired!"

Did you hear about the red ship and the blue ship that collided? Everyone on board died.

What does AIDS stand for? Acquired immune deficiency syndrome

Yo mama so fat even Dora couldn't explore her!

What do you call a black man in a police car? Officer.

How did the fireman get the cat out of the tree? He shot it.

why did the boy buy a dirty magizine? he should not have, its been on the floor. who wants to read the rolling stone magizine if it has dirt on it. how dumb of him.

Knock Knock? WHAT?!?!?

Why did the sloth cross the road? To murder your whole family.

Last week, I saw a film. As I recall it was a horror film.

Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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