Hello world

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There was a buffalo on a farm. The buffalo was slaughtered and then put and a package and sent to people who like the taste of slaughtered, chemical filled buffalo. In other words, people who like buffalo wings.

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Think of a number between -1 and 1 That's how many friends you have

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how do you make sure someone is dead shoot them

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Why did the retard have no friends? Because somebody stitched his mouth and eyes shut so he couldn't be social.

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"I had the worst day ever!" "Was it worse than 9/11?"

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A duck walked up to a bad hearing drug dealer, and dealer asked duck, "What you do want?" A duck said, "Quack!" So dealer gave duck a crack

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Have you heard of the Armenian genocide? No? Me neither.

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Why did the man burp? Because gases escaped from his stomach and came out of his mouth.

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Whats the difference between a black guy and a retard? NOTHING!!!!!!

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I hate you.

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? Six hasn't been the same since Vientnamn

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Why do Jews have big noses? Because it is genetic.

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A plane carries 500 bricks. 1 falls out. How many bricks are left? 499. How do you put an elephant in a fridge in 3 steps? Open the fridge, put in the elephant, and close the fridge. How do you put a deer in a fridge in 4 steps? Open the fridge, take out the elephant, put in the deer, then close the fridge. The Lion King is having a party. All the animals are there except for one; who is it? The deer: He is still in the fridge. An old lady is crossing a swamp, but it is a crocodile swamp. How does she cross? Normally, all the crocodiles are at the Lion King's party The old lady dies at the edge of the swamp. How? A brick falls from the sky and kills her.

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Knock, knock Who's there? Die bitch

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What does Mickey mouse do every day? Minnie mouse

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What happened to the chicken who crossed the road ? Quite obviously he got to the other side to be greeted by a 50 foot half man half chicken who had one leg.

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How do you make a Fireman cry? You kill his family in a fire.

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if you are what you eat then arent pornstars considered vaginas?

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why did every one in the world die? a Train pooped it's pants.

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Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? getting fisted by hulk

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I used to love Christmas Until Santa woke me up and told me my dad didn't exist....

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A man walks into a store, and says to the cashier: "I'd like to buy 6 fridges". The cashier says: "Why do you need that many fridges?" The man says: "I'm an antelope!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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