what do a plum and a rabbit have in common? there both purple except for the rabbit

Lacrosse

Three blondes walk into a bar. They have an intellectual conversation over some drinks.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, he didn't my car got to him first.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting attacked by an evil demonic llama.

What will happen when a black person die they die

My dad beats my mom At checkers

A Man walks into a bar and orders a scotch. His alcoholism is tearing his family apart

does your face hurt? yeah, neither does mine.

roses are red violets are black why is your chest as flat as my back

How many fingers am I holding up? None, my fingers were blown off by a hand grenade.

What's the difference between zev hatis and a dwarf Nothing. They are both midgets and are going to die by the age of 25

What is worse but similar to Jenga? The September 11th attacks.

what did the black man do for his family? nothing

Q: what do polo bears have for lunch A: iceburger

What do you call a group of asians? China.

What do you call two men having sex with Oprah? Group sex.

what's the difference between a babie and a watermelon. one's fun to hit with a hammer. . . ht other ones a watermelon.

Jasper sucks.

Knock Knock Whos there? The IRS *locking noise*

Person 1: Knock knock. Person 2: Come in.

how to you kill an Irish midget? You don't as murder is illegal and discriminating against a certain type of person is racist.

Q. How do you make a blonde sad? A. Tell her that her entire family died in an accident.

Why were corners made? For crying.

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