- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the little boy say when he was sick? Nothing. He stayed in bed and slept all day.

Knock Knock Who's there? Hodor

what's worse than two dead babies? three dead babies.

How do you kill a blue elephant, with a blue elephant gun, how do you kill a pink elephant, you strangle it until it turns blue and shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

how did the bling man cross the street? He didn't half way there he tripped and got ran over by a car.

Three nuns were talking in the church. The first nun said, "I was looking in the Priest's desk and found a condom." The second nun said, "I saw also saw that condom, except I poked holes in it." The third nun promptly reported them to the Priest causing the first two nuns to lose thier jobs.

Hey! did you know Helen Keller had a dog? Neither did she...

What do you get when you give a homeless man a sandwich? It thrown at the back of your head.

What did the giraffe say to the monkey? Nothing

women's lacrosse.

What's white and black and red all over? Slaughtered Cows.

Two peanuts are walking down a dark alley. One was a honey roasted.

How did the guy with aids die? He died of aids

Whats worse than a dead baby? 6 million dead Jews.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks: "why that long face?" The horse, being a horse, thus not being able to comprehend the complexities of a conversation, says nothing and then shits on the floor.

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

Why did Ashley run out of juice in her house? Because she drank it all!

Your mom.

Small breasts.

What do Ethiopians do at night? Sleep

Knock Knock? WHAT?!?!?

I jizzed in my pants. It tasted good

What happened when a black man's phone went off? He answered it.

Chocolate rain Awesome!

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