So one time this woman was learning...

What did the chicken do before it crossed the road? Looked both ways and then crossed with caution while looking out for oncoming vehicles.

Satan called. I put him on hold.

if u r not my friend, like this joke

why did the man die? he got shot

Knock Knock! Come in.

Once upon a time, a princess was hungry. and there was a frog wearing a tux for some reason.so the princess ate him. THE END.

whats bigger than a 4 school bus pile up? genocide.

A priest, a rabbi and a shaman walk into a bar. Except there is no rabbi and there is no shaman and the bar is actually my 8th birthday party priest is molesting me. And the priest is my dad. My dad molested me. A lot...

Whats worse than bad sex. Being nice raped in the anus by a teletubby.

what black and white and read all over? a woman who has just been beaten and raped covered in semen.

Yo' mama's so fat, she has difficulty finding clothes that fit

What is the longest word in the English language? SMILES: there is a mile between the first and last letters!"

what makes white men feel embarrassed and and ashamed? when they find out their girllfriend has been sleeping with a black man.

What's more satistfying then good sex? A nice loud, stinky fart.

What if Chuck Norris got shot by a bullet? The most interesting man in the world would save him.

Love is in the air? Wrong. Nitrogen, Oxygen and Carbon Dioxide are in the air.

What do you call an anti joke website? http://anti-joke.com

Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted to see his mother before she passed away of terminal cancer

Knock Knock. Who's there? Paris. Paris who? Paris, France.

A girl walks into a bar. She's a lesbian.

An Irishman walks into a bar and orders a Coke.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra but like he actually did not a bar a womens breats.

Rob Bell

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