Q.)What did the man say to the toilet A.) Hi Jon

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wanna hear a really funny joke? sure women's rights.

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Two men are sitting in a bar. They finish their drinks and pay the bill before leaving.

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It gets very hot in Mianus, Connecticut

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Q: What did the guy say to his girlfriend? A: "I like turtles!" Then he smacks her ass.

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a guy is driving home his wife calls him and she say's be careful there is a lunatic driving on the wrong side of the road towards traffic he then reply saying they all are

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why did the man have solar panels on his house? because he had some money left over cos he won the lottery

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I saw mommy kissing Santa Claus, the divorce papers were filed soon thereafter.

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Got milk? No.

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What's the difference between a women's running team and a band of pygmies? Quite a lot.

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What's wrong with him? He lit the flashlight at both ends.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, go ask the chicken.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Joseph Kony. Give me your children.

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What do clowns put on bagels? Cream Cheese

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A rat scurries into a bar. Six days later, all of the people in that bar die of bubonic plague.

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A Jew, a Muslim, and a Christian walk into a bar, they then sit down and discuss the various political factors driving a wedge between unity, peace, harmony and understaning between their religions. They resolve that despite the differences in religious belief, essentially they are all the same, and want happy existences with family and friends, and that equality and peace between religions should be a prime focus of religious institutions and governments. They then band together to criticize aetheists, who present a much more probable explanation for why the Universe is the way it is. An eavesdropper then mulls over the idea that the various religions represented behind him are willing to debate philosophical standpoints, so long as their monotheistic beliefs are not contradicted.

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Why was the baseball player arrested after stealing a base? Because he pulled out a knife and stabbed the shortstop in the chest.

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Michael J Fox likes his martini's shaken because they taste better that way.

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why did the mother beat the young boy? Because he was adopted

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a black guy and a mexican are in a car, who's driving? a taxi driver.

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Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because its head is so far away from its shoulders.

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Roses are read Violets are not green Chicken is good KFC baby, time to get lean

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why did the blond cross the road? she doesnt know either

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