a banana

A baby seal walks into a club

What is the first step in making an ugly girl pretty? Shave her genitals.

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: 1

Pickle!

Why was the truck covered in blood? The chicken tried crossing the road

How do you make a small fortune? Be financially smart, work hard, save money, all while you make sure you don't let your earnings become a "large" fortune.

No entiendo PORQUE cada día amanezco

What's huge, gray, and has a trunk and wings. An elephant with wings glued to it.

I'm ginger no more needs to be said...

Oliver's friends

A jew and a black man walk into a bar the black man orders a screwdriver. The jrw asks him why did you order a screw driver.? The black man answer black:I enjoy screw drivers.

Duncan Traywick is hilarious.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a serial rapist with a violent temper.

Two people walk into a bar, the third one ducked.

What do you call a man who just died 5 minutes ago? Dead.

Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

Q: Why happened to the dead whale? A: It was shot by Asian pochures.

whats the difference between santa claus and jewish people santa claus goes down the chimney and jewish people go up

What do you get when you cross a horse and a pony? A mule

Why did the hooker go to the bathroom? Because she just exchanged sex for money and was cleaning herself up for her next trick.

Why did the sprinter lose the race He had no legs

Justin Littleton getting laid.

what did the man with no legs get for Christmas? A piano

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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