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Why did the man throw the clock out the window? Because he overslept and missed a job interview and a chance to support his family.

Why did the chicken cross the road? the wnba

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Wife: 'what did I put into the washing machine ?' Husband: laundry

" I can't here you it's too dark!"

cheese

husband : honey , can i have stuff candy wife : no husband : can i have milk and cookies wife : what kind of milk wink wink husband 2% you pervert

Rebecca Black sings a song.

Whats the differance between peanut butter and jam? You can't peanut butter your dick into a chicks ass.

Why did Jill come "tumbling" down the hill after Jack broke his crown? She fell running on a hill, essentially why Jack broke his crown.

What did the child with no arms and no legs get for Christmas Cancer.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have clamidia Because Polly shat on me.

How do you drown a blonde? Hold their head under water.

A black woman and an Asian woman are both driving their cars. They arrive safely at their respective destinations.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing chair ? Gravity.

why is 5 afraid of 6? it isnt

Jack Oliver has a Bowl.

So heres a scenario. You and your twin brother are Siamese twins. You are straight and your brother is gay. Your bother has a friend come over. You only have one butt....

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What did the blind, def , dumb kid get for Christmas? Cancer

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A bike.

A duck walks into a 7-11 and says "Give me some chapstick, put it on my bill!" But the cash register attendee doesn't speak English and cannot understand him. He does, however, question whether his God is punishing him because as all people know, Ducks cannot speak, however, this hallucination must be punishment for a horrid misdeed. The employee breaks down into tears and begins reciting prayer. The duck, slightly miffed, walks out, pondering why he'd need chapstick anyway, since he has no lips.

What's funnier than 24? 25

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