2 guys walk into a bar. You'd hink one of them should have seen it. After all, it is a large building.

What do you call a man with no brain? dead.

Q. How do you make an atheist appreciate life? A. Break his legs.

What is wrong with racism? A lot of things.

whats slower then a turtle A FATTY

What's wrong with him? He lit the flashlight at both ends.

Why did the man cross the road? He was obviously trying to get to his work, however he realized he was jaywalking in front of a cop and had to pay a fine and ended up being late to work.

What do you call a person with no eyes? Blind.

What is a chinese person in your house? A human being

I was walking on the beach when I heard a man yell "Help, Shark, Help!" and I laughed, because I knew the shark wasn't going to help him.

Example of a pro gamer: A kid who gets all F's in gradeschool, dosent goto collage, gets fat, dies alone.

Whats sad about a black women killing herself? She was my mother

What's worse than forgetting a punchline?

Q; What's something that's long and girls like to suck? A: A popsicle

Robin, get in the car.

What type of movies do pirates watch? None they are on a boat!

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar, and have a stimulating discussion about economics

what did the catholic priest say to the little boy? -probably something about god or jesus because they are in church

What's long and hard on a black man? First grade.

Roses are red, Violet are blue. I just thought I'd let you know, But don't worry- this isn't a poem.

im jewish

Your Mama is so poor. I begin to worry about you and your familys' finacial situation.

A woman walks into a bar. She is pregnant and gives her baby fetal alcohol syndrome.

What's brown and sticky? Human Feces

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