A person with OCD walked into a abr.

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

Why do Africans live in slums Because they have aids

Matt swam through watter. Gaby drowned on dry land.

Josh kissing a girl

A Starfish walks into a bar. He sits down next to a man with a concussion. Q: What did the man say? A: Nothing because he was in a concussion and was no longer able to say words.

What is 6 plus 9? 15

two muffins are in an oven one muffin says man its pretty hot in here and the other muffin says oh my god a talking muffin

You better run like your ass is under fire, because it will be if you don't.

the WNBA

God is religiously proven to be real

What is the difference between the number 20 and 21 1

Did you hear about the black man who went to college? Me too! I'm so proud of him!

what do you call an asian flying a plane? a pilot

Knock knock. Use the doorbell, dumbass.

Rose's Are Red Violet's are Blue You Should Be In A Zoo Dont Worry Ill Be There Too But I Wont Be In A Cage With You Ill Be Laughing At You.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Osama Bin Laden. Oh wait...

A black succeeds

Why couldn't the black man get home? His car broke down, and Goodyear was closed.

What do you get when you cross an owl with a bunge cord? My ass!

Why were corners made? For crying.

Please don't rape me.

why did the kid go in his room and lock the door. to masturbate

A man goes into a store to buy some bread, He asks a woman behind the counter for help. She says " We have white, wheat, or rye. What kind would you like?" . To which the man replies, " It does not matter, I rode my bicycle.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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