One Big Ass Mistake America

Who wears a forest ranger's hat and carries a can of kerosene? An arsonist who happens to be a forest ranger.

A bar walks into your mother.

Why did the pie cross the road? I have no idea, why not ask it?

jess yawns with no hands in front of her mouth. true story.

Why did the man throw the clock out the window? Because he overslept and missed a job interview and a chance to support his family.

Today I had sex with a married man, but thats OK he's my husband

safety framed toilets like bbw (big black women)

What happened when a black man's phone went off? He answered it.

Q: How many dead people does it take to change a light bulb? A: Trick question...i have sex with them in the dark

What's worse than finding a real joke on anti-joke? Finding a repeated joke about no armed susy falling off a swing.

Why do Africans live in slums Because they have aids

Why are mexicans such hard workers? I don't know.

Why did the horse fall over? Because I shot it

Q: Whats better than ten babies in ten trash cans? A: One baby in ten trash cans

Brittney Spears

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have schizophrenia, and don't have any friends

A black man, a Mexican, and a Jew walk into a bar. The white bartender kills them all because he was a huge racist.

The jets are a good team..

Hey I just met you And this is crazy There's the kitchen Sandwich maybe?

What do you get when you cross Arsene Wenger with Darth Vader? Arsene Vader

beiber i straight

Baseball

sixty....eight.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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