Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm a schizophrenic, and so am I.

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You are the third derivative of the position function.

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your mamas so fat she falls out f both sides of the bed

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Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

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There were a boy with cancer, and when a said "were" is because he is dead now

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? Answer: A Pilot

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What has two wings and a halo? A chinese phone. WING WING HALO?

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Why couldn't the orphans go on the field trip? Their parents couldn't sign the permission slip.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Who the hell named a blue flower "violet"?

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Anti jokes are funny

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Q: What's big and white and can't climb trees? A: a fridge

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whats the best thing about fukkin twentyone year olds...theres twenty of them

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Why is the sky red in London? Fire.

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josh simpson has cancer

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She was shot Knock knock Who's there? Sally Aren't you dead? Oh yeah K Well imma go be dead now Have fun K

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Haikus are easy They are simpler than you think Just don't run out of...

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Haha pizza

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what did the homeless man get for Christmas? Cancer

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Knock Knock? Whos there? akward neighbor. akward neighbor who?

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There are four worms moving in a straight line, one in front of the other. The first worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me!" The second worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" How can this be? ...the fourth worm lied.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Thousands upon thousands upon thousands of dying infants.

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what's hard and pink going in a soft and wet coming out Gum

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A farmer goes out to the coop to feed the chickens. They're all dead.

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One drunk bug looks over to another drunk bug and guess what it says? Your a glitch

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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