you, me and i need to stop doing meth!

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What do you get when you cross an owl with a bunge cord? My ass!

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whats pink and fluffy? candy floss.

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Why did a man get arrested in a bar He was covered in bombs and charged with terrorism

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A joke

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Knock, Knock Who's there? The KKK

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What did one direction do? Nothing, their music is written by someone else they don't use whatever talent they have and they sound I million dying kittens.

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That awkward moment when you thought this joke was going to be good but you thought wrong. Keep looking for good jokes.

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Well, this is fun.

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I went to the local RSPCA office today....it's tiny, you couldnt swing a cat in it.

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What did the convicted child molester say to the little girl? Nothing, they cut his tongue out in prison.

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What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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What did the deer say to the hunter? If you shoot me i'll die.

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Two peanuts were walking down the street and one was asalted

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How did the man become sterilized? Blow-dart through the testicle.

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wanna hear a really funny joke? sure women's rights.

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I AM DISSAPOINTED

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A white guy drives to Home Depot in order to get supplies for remodeling his kitchen. He notices a few Mexicans standing around outside. He decides to go to to Lowe's instead.

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What's silver and bad for your teeth? A wrench

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Woman : Child,what time is it? Child : I'm not a kid, I Broccoli.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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How Many Friends Did The Ginger Kid Have? None.

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lol

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"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." "I already asked ''Banana who?'' Is that your real name? Who is this really?" "Knock Knock." "You are upsetting me. I am calling the police now. Please get off my property."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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