What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the Batmobile? "Get in the Batmobile"

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What type of food was the black guy eating? fruit, he is on a diet

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Myspace

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why can't the black man get a job? The economy is suffering and unemployment rates are at an all time high

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What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Claus? Tiger Woods is an American professional golfer whose achievements to date rank him among the most successful golfers of all time and Santa Claus is a very jolly fellow who brings gifts to the homes of the good children during the late evening and overnight hours of Christmas Eve.

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Knock knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness ... Hello?

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What's the only part of a vegetable that you can't eat??? His wheelchair

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What do you get when you cross an African-American, a bird, and ice cream? I don't know.

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What do you call a retarded man? Nothing, because it's inappropriate to call retarded people names.

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What did the mollusk say to the sea cucumber? I don't know. Neither of them can talk.

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A man walks into a bar. [Insert punchline here.]

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What type of movies do pirates watch? None they are on a boat!

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Q:why are lamas cool? A:because m&m's are poisoned with deadly dosages of viagra.

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How do you know when there's a terrorist in an airport? There's a camel in the parking lot.

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A man walks into a bar and only gets a glass of water due to the fact that he is a recovering alcoholic.

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Fruitcake

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Noah is Smart.

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Q: Whatcha doin?? A:Ur mom. . .

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What is black, white, and red all over? Obviusly a sunburned panguin.

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Real jokes.

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Sea World Japan.

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A fat man walks into a bar. There is a 70% chance his mom is fat.

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A white guy and a black guy are standing in a room. Which one of them is a murderer? I don't know, there is not enough information given in the question. However, according to Bureau of Justice murder statistics over the last 30 years, the black guy is 7.6 times more likely to be a murderer than a white guy in the United States.

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What did the pig say to the banana? Oink.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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