What did the cat say when it jumped into the cardboard box? Meow

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your all shit at jokes

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did you hear about the sidewalk? its all over town.

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What do you call 400 black men rolling down a hill? 400 black men rolling down a hill.

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Why did the monkey scream? He was hungry

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I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

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SAY

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Who flexes triceps more than anyone? James

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what black and white and read all over? a woman who has just been beaten and raped and left to die in the snow.

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Did you hear the Joke about the Deaf kid? Neither did he.

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A man is talking to his friend at work. The man asks his friend, "Did you see the game last night?" Then a plane crashes into the building and we call it 911

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Why did the penguin cross the road? Chicken

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A guy sitting at a bar was getting really impatient for his drink, so when the bartender asked if everything was fine, he yelled, "No, it's not! Where the f*** is my drink?!" The bartender replied, "I'm not sure what you're asking, 'cause I don't know what letters the asterisks are replacing."

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Ouch, a papercut .. what could be worse? A hatchet cut.

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Why do blacks have a little white on their hands? God has always said that everybody has a little good in them.

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beiber i straight

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Why were corners made? For crying.

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What does a good joke get for Christmas? no laughs.

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Come in

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What's the difference between a woman and a cat? Numerous things

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Two peanuts were walking down the street and one was asalted

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How did the guy drown if he wasn't in water? A shark threw up on him

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What's the difference between above job and below job? Below job sucks

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Knock knock! Yes?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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