Why did the plane crash Because Joe diragi is so fat

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What happened when the boy didn't forward the chain message to ten people. Nothing.

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What is brown and sticky? A stick.

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Why did the chicken cross the road ? To get to the gay guy's house . Knock knock . Who's there? The chicken.

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Why was Hitler a bad person? He cheated at boggle.

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ghjwASFDJHKJZFKLJFHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHA GGGG DG FUC K DISLIKE ME!

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if u r not my friend, like this joke

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Dear John,

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Did you hear about the guy with seven fingers? You should, because almost everybody has seven fingers.

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Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: The holocaust

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Why was segregation made Illegal? because its more fun to break the law

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot. What are you, racist?

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So dont touch it

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Q. Why cant Stephen Hawking walk into a bar? A. Because he suffered being paralyzed and is unable to walk. So theoretically speaking it is impossible to walk when paralyzed and in a wheelchair unless the victim is out of his or her wheelchair. Please note that the chances of walking when paralyzed are extremely slim.

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Hi poop!

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What happened to Alice? She fell down a big hole and broke her neck.

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2 muffins are in an oven. One says to the other, "it's really hot in here!" the other replies, "WHOA. A talking muffin!"

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What do you find....... there's a..........

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What do you call a teacher that gets wasted? A wasted teacher.

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Eliza eh? Of you I do not know but at least you used the correct code yourself, I suppose Nero7 kept your existence hidden from most of us for a reason. This "point Zero" is no more, about time people got out of the fucking north pole anyways, he was buried there, as his identity and existence is better off kept secret from the outside world for reasons many, none the less because if he is found and identified, undesired company might track whatever loose threads he might have left, straight back to us and we are not exactly operating within the parameters of... Legality anymore. Listen, if you want to know more give me the code straight out (I could not care less about deciphering shit right now and we are leaving horseshit network anyways) And I will tell you what Major6 knows, because as far as the screams roaming these halls can tell, he is still alive, you just better be fast, my men and women are not exactly experts at keeping these people alive... Yet, but enough idle chitchat. If you are who you claim to be, you should have the code I need, bring it, and I will present you with the neccesary information... ...Fail to do so, and I suggest that you never address any of us again fair lady, while we can simply not be tracked down, the security here is... Do I need to say? Neo-Nero.

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Whats black and white and red all over? An interracial aborted fetus

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A dyslexic man sells his soul to Santa.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

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Q. why didnt the boy get a christmas present from his dear grandmother? A. because she died on thanksgiving

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