OK, A plane carrying 200 passengers crashes on the border between America and Canada. Which side of the border do you bury the victims? Well, it would depend on where the passengers where from or what they had stipulated in their living will. I suppose some would be cremated which opens up a whole other can of worms entirely.

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Why is one side of a geese formation heading south always longer than the other? It has more geese

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Relax, and I do not mean as in hypnotic "relax as you do not not... Okay I used it again I am just joking" Nice, so are they like pretty doubles or not?

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10 years ago, i man got cancer. He recovered and now leads a normal life.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf and blind.

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Jesus said unto John, "Come forth and receive eternal life." But, John came fifth and won a toaster.

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How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

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Katlin Poladian liked her own status again.

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Rosea's afre rewd Voleasts a/ere bluejw I ahve parkinson's dise'ase it ttook 4 hoiurs to w'irite this

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Why doesn't Rick Moranis come out with anymore movies? He left the film industry in 1997, six years after the 1991 loss of his wife, Anne, to liver cancer.

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Why did the man stay in the basement? Because he was addicted to pornography and it was tearing his family apart. Eventually he was unable to tell the diffidence between fantasy and reality and sexually assaulted his 13 year old niece.

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roses are red, violets are blue, fudge is sweet, heres some fudge.

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What is black, white, and red all over? Obviusly a sunburned panguin.

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Your mom is so fat, her pants are starting to get tight.

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Saddam Hussein is the father of the mothers of all cultchies.

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It's a scientific fact that if you took all the veins out of your body, and lined them up end to end, you would die.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken probably crossed the road because of some sort of impulse or external stimuli (most likely a bug or a worm located on the other side of the road) in which he or she responded to by proceeding to cross the road in order to get to the other side as chickens have a sense of cause to effect in which the effect would be consuming the bug or other living life form.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Your neighbor My neighbor who? I already told you, it's pronounced "Wu". I'm very sorry, Mr. Wu

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Two men walk into a bar. The third one ducked.

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A Rabbi, A Priest and an Imam walk into a bar. The Imam doesn't order a drink because it is strictly against his religious beliefs.

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No, I don't have ADH...- Oh look, a butterfly!!

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the iPod hand is such a great deal It's only seven ninety-nine..........................................ninety nine for one hundredth of a dinosaur wait a minute...

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Q. What's black and white and red all over? A. Certainly not a newspaper. Nobody reads those anymore.

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What do you call a fat Mexican? Whatever his name is.

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