Why are Jews so tight with there money? They want to be finanically stable and provide a future for their familys.

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How many light bulbs does it take to screw in a light bulb? One

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How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

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Gifted Education classes learning social studies curriculum.

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What is purple, covered in pus, and squeals? A purple hippo with an infected scab yelling at the pain

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A teenage boy tells his family that he is gay. His mother says she had always known, and they accept him for who he is.

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guess what? chicken butt.

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Justin Littleton getting laid.

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When life gives you lemons you leave the earth in search of what strange lifeform sent you them.

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What's the difference between a mouse and a dinosaur? A lot.

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Why did Bob the Builder die? I threw a fridge at him

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why do sausage rolls taste of sausage and not roll? Seriously -_- what?

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It's your mother, open the door.

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why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it got hit by a bus.

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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Who flexes triceps more than anyone? James

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If you saw two cowboys in a kitchen, which would be the real one? Why do you automatically assume one of them is false, or that either of them is real?

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Nickelback.

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Morgan Freeman walks into a bar. Everyone is pleasantly surprised they are in the presence of a celebrity.

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Why doesn't Santa come in the summer? Because it's not Christmas.

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A fat man buys a salad

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Why can't Michael Jackson play Chess? Because he's dead.

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Indeed.

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Anti Joke

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