- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

When geese fly, they often fly in a V-formation. Why is one side of the V is always longer than the other? Because there are more birds on that side.

Why didn't the man show up for work on Monday? He gets Mondays off.

A man has 72 cookies, he eats 64 of them. What does he have left? Diabetes.

A Poem that would be from a stocker: Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have a Gun Get in the Van and NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why did the black man walk into KFC? He was terribly hungry and had a reasonable amount of currency with him to purchase food for his well being.

Whats 10+10? A mathematical equation.

whats round and like a ball a ball

What s faster than a black guy with a TV? His brother with a VCR.

What do you call a Mexican who steals a car? A criminal.

barack osama

how many jews can you fit in a honda civic 1 in the driver seat, 1 in the passenger seat and 3 in the back properly fixed with safety belts.

What did the mollusk say to the sea cucumber? I don't know. Neither of them can talk.

What is a girl with one leg called ( iliene )

Women Drivers.

What's samller than a table but can't go under it? A baby with hay fork in his back.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The priest is a former alcoholic, and has the strength to turn around and leave.

Why did the angry husband murder his cheating wife? She forgot to cook dinner.

Two muffins are in an oven. How does that even work? Muffin pans come with either 6 or 12 muffin holders.

Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? Neither have i

Q: How do you fit a giraffe inside a refrigerator? A: You can't, it is physically impossible...

Q:why are lamas cool? A:because m&m's are poisoned with deadly dosages of viagra.

A man walks into a bar, but it's really not his fault because his seeing eye dog led him right into it.

Yo Aodhan yer hands smell of pish

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