- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the best thing about sex with 24 year olds? They're in their sexual prime.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7,8,9! (Also it killed his family and nuked his country too)

Roses are blue, Violets are green, I am color blind, You have cancer.

if justin beiber was dating a girl what would you call him? a lesbian

a man walks into a bar, sits down, sighs and says, "i had the worst day ever." the bartender replies with, "worse than 9/11?" the man then says "well, 9/11 wasn't that bad."

What did the Jewish man get for Christmas? Nothing. He is Jewish, therefore he does not celebrate Christmas, he celebrates Hanukkah. So he won't get a present for Christmas, he will get eight presents for Hanukkah. (He'll like getting a good deal).

A guy walks into a bar with a sad and depressed look on his face. the bartender says why the long face. The depressed guys think "how bad of eye sight he has my face is the average diameter of about 20 cm long"

What's red and bad for your teeth? a brick

Knock knock! "It's unlocked"

What did the otter say to the pumpkin? I'm so glad I'm a walrus

What do you call a banana that's about to be eaten? A Banana

suck my dick.

whats small, black, and crispy? a baby in a drier

Wanna hear a joke the WNBA

- Knock Knock. - Who's there? - You're coming with me.

Do you want to hear a joke? Sure. Justin Bieber is straight.

When life gives you melons, you know you're dyslexic.

Fat people are harder to kidnap!!

How do you confuse a blond? Ask her to solve ( [3x - 3x^2 +1]^744 ) x ( [- 3x + 3x^2 +1]^745 )

A man walks into a bar, looks to the right and sees a man one foot tall playing the piano, he sits at the bar and says to the bar tender,"I'm feeling kind of down" the bar tender gives him a bottle of very strong alcohol and later that night he goes home and hangs himself.

A black guy walks in to a bar.

wat do call a joke thats funny a funny joke

What did the mouse say to the elephant? Squeak.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead! Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? I stapled it to the first monkey!

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