why did abby get fired? cause she showed allie anti joke.com!!! :0

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a priest and a jewish guy walk into a bar. they both drink as expected and go home to their families

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SNICHOLS AND DOOLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Hitler is my role model

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This is not a joke.

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Teacher: Maria please point to America on the map. Maria: This is it. Teacher: Well done. Now class, who found America? Class: Maria did.

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Do you know what's funny? Retarded people.

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Did you hear about that one time (@ band camp lol) where there was a little boy and he wanted to go swimming sooooo abd and then ooo look squirrel

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The WNBA.

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Knock knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness ... Hello?

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A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

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Why didn't the baby drive the car? Because its a baby.

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What did Goldilocks say to the three bears? She asked them how bears make porridge without opposable thumbs.

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Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because its head is so far away from its shoulders.

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women's rights

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Why did somebody text "lol"? Because they laughed out loud.

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So Mel Gibson walks into a bar, and then everyone left.

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I man walks into a bar. He got drunk.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Shes dead.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Somebody pushed it

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How do you estimate the number of jippos in an area? Take the dole's numbers from that area and measure how far away they are from the nearest council landfill site.

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where's waldo? in a picture book.

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Roses are red, stones are gray, this poem is obvious, YOU DONT SAY??

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A man is talking to his friend at work. The man asks his friend, "Did you see the game last night?" Then a plane crashes into the building and we call it 911

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Anti Joke

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