a carrot walks into a bar, carrots cant walk for they do not have legs.

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A catholic priest invited one of Sunday school students to his house one night. They watched a movie and the boy was home before his bedtime.

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why did the boy drop her ice cream? -he got hit by a bus

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This one time at band camp....I put a flute in it's proper storage compartment.

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Why is Chuck Norris' beard so great? because he grooms it daily.

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Oceanic flight 815 crashes on an island and the survivors are stranded. They all die of starvation and dehydration within a week.

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Is you refrigerator running? That's odd you should call the cops about that one!

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a guys was walking down the street in Queens. a attractive young woman walked by. He was interested in here so he said nice things and they ended up going on a date. She had a big butt.

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Women's Rights

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Your momma is so fat that she has really high cholesterol but also an undoubtedly warm personality.

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What do a Shark and a lemon have in common? They can both swim, except for the lemon

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how do you know if a chinese man has been in you house? your homework is done

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what do you do when you see a 40 ft tall gorilla? WHO CARES, RUN!

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Why did Tyrone try to sell Timmy some blow? Due to his poor educational background, lack of recommendations, and a terrible job market, Tyrone wasn't able to get a real job and had to resort to selling illegal narcotics. This wasn't something Tyrone wanted to do, because he promised himself he would never end up like his father, but this was the only way he could support his family.

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When I'm through with you... They will never find your body... And even if they did... All they find would be teeth!!!

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What did Batman say to Robin before getting into the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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No.

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...and I'm a Mormon.

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Roses are red Roses are red What is big Cherenets head

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Your mother is so fat that unfortunately she can not fit into her picture for her passport and is not allowed to leave the country to go visit her dying mother.

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What's the worst part about having sex with a two year old? -Hearing the hip bone snap. What's the best part about having sex with a two year old? -Hearing the hip bone snap.

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What's orange and can fly through walls? A Magic Orange.

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Why was Hitler a bad person? He cheated at boggle.

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what black and white and read all over? a woman who has just been beaten and raped covered in semen.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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