Chocolate tastes good.

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haha.

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why can't the black man get a job? The economy is suffering and unemployment rates are at an all time high

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A pregnant woman takes the bus, once inside she realizes that there are no seats. No one was pollite enough to let her sit down so she felt pretty uncomfortable on the way home.

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- Knock Knock. - Who's there? - You're coming with me.

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wanna hear a joke?... Womens rights

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A few black men walk into a bank... They all open seperate savings accounts and add a portion of that week's pay to put forward money to pay for their children's college education.

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Womens rights. Are extremely valuable because women are equal.

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Two guys walk into a bar, one is treated for a concussion.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Why....... Because.

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Knock Knock Come In! Who me? Yeah. Ok.

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Q) what happens when you tackle someone with 2 legs? A) you fall over

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Why was the asian so good with computers? Because he spent 8 years in college getting a doctorate in computer programming at the University of Hartford

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What do you call a cool pig? SPIDER-PIG!!!

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So a Jew, a black guy, and a Mexican all walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey guys, what would you like?" They all get beer.

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Why does Michael Jackson like K-mart? He does not; he is dead.

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Why did the monkey sit on the toilet? To have a bowelmovement

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was running. From the forest. That hell hole. He had got away, but he could remember. The darkness. The silence. Until the unmistakable scream of the guns and then- The Running. The Screaming. The Blood, oh the blood. Seeing Charlie. Oh, that damned soul Charlie. The bullet went right- But that was long ago. So long. But sometimes, in the silence, Chicken remembers. The Running. The Screaming. The Blood. And he screams.

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What is the difference between a Mac user and a PC user? The operating system that they prefer to use.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bar tender says, "Why the long face?" and the horse says, "I have cancer."

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Pianca going ham

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What do you call a boy with no arms and a hunchback? -names

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Why did the mechanic sleep under a car? He had narcolepsy.

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