- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a Fireman cry? You kill his family in a fire.

What side of the cheetah has the most spots? -The outside.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one doesn't

A gay guy walks into a bar. Nothing is said to him, because homosexuality is accepted in this area.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

What is the hardest part of a vegtable? The wheel chair 0.o

Why did the black man not tip his waiter? Because she provided terrible service and was undeserving.

What does the time bomb say to the idiot? Nothing, time bombs are inanimate objects and therefore can't speak.

How do you keep children off your front lawn? You molest them.

What do you call a man which busts ghosts A ghostbuster. Duh

Why did the man cross the inerstate? Well, he only got half way till he got hit by a truck, but he wanted to, it was suicide. oh ya, it wasnt a man it was a chicken. oh well. They are both dead.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the middle of the ocean? Dead.

How is Stevie Wonder like Ray Charles? They are both talented musicians

What do you call burt and ernie if they were black?? A couple of n*ggers

What did the boy with no legs and no arms get for Christmas? Cancer.

Why don't you have a seat, over there?

Three men are walking down the street to buy groceries. They then take a left and continue walking towards the store.

How do you win a war? Drop a fridge on your enemies.

A bear walks into a bar. There were 4 fatalities and 3 were taken to the hospital.

Want to hear a joke? Justin Bieber

Yo mama so fat even Dora couldn't explore her!

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot turned into a loaf of bread.

Hitler walks into a bar and is shot on sight

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