- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do black people smell? So blind people can hate them too.

i saw a garbage truck it had garbage in it

What's worse than a worm in your apple? An apple in your anti-joke

What is green and has wheels? Grass. I was just lying about the wheels part.

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

I met a man today. His name was John.

Jumping out of an airplane without a parachute is a once in a lifetime expeirence.

A Jew returns change.

How do u save someone from dieing of cancer? U shoot them in the head

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. Yes dyslexic people drink too.

How you make a duck cry? Raping it. How you make it shut up? Killing it. Why did no one helped the duck? Because the duck has no friends.

Hey what time is it. 3:15

Why was the black man happy? He got a raise.

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Why did the retard have no friends? Because somebody stitched his mouth and eyes shut so he couldn't be social.

"I had the worst day ever!" "Was it worse than 9/11?"

Why did suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms.

whats the same about a turtle and another turtle? they both seem to like lettuce

What is the difference between a Jew and a Pizza? One is food the other, fuel.

A: What is worse than a melted chocolate bar. B: An eaten one.

What did the dog do when it raised its leg? It peed.

Why was Six afraid of Seven? Six hasn't been the same since Vientnamn

Your mother is so fat, that she's working really hard to get back in shape so that she can support her family.

Life is like a box of chocolates, It doesn't last too long for fat people.

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