- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the vegetarian eat for christmas? Food.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He had a heart attack

What do homeless people get for Christmas? Nothing, they are homeless.

What did the white person say to the black person? Nothing, the black person was sleeping.

Why did the homosexual rapist walk into the pizza shop? Because he was hungry after a long day of raping little boys.

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? As much as it is capable of. Personally depends on the weight of the wood.

a drunk man got 3 beers and a 5 whiskys

Patient: "Doctor, I've got a strawberry stuck up my bum." Doctor: "I've got some cream for that."

What's worse than the conservatives? Nothing, because conservatives fuck everything up.

A Jew and a German meet by chance in a bar. They exchange pleasantries and order drinks. At the end of the evening they leave, having made a friend.

An rich man walks into a ghetto and buys something for 1 million dollars. what store was he in? he wasn't in a store,he got robbed

An American, an English and a Scottish got in the bar and ordered the same drink. After that they left.

What do you call an epileptic in a bowl? James, if that happens to be his name.

France never surrender.

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Jumping out of an airplane without a parachute is a once in a lifetime expeirence.

Slavery lol

Guess what? Chicken butt

what makes white men feel embarrassed and and ashamed? when they find out their girllfriend has been sleeping with a black man.

Knock Knock Business Man: Who's There? Al Qeada Business Man: Al Qeada who? Al Qeada is flying an airplane into your building Then a commercial airplane flew into the oddly placed door on the 95th floor of the North Tower. That's how 9/11 happened. Have a nice day.

Do you want to hear a knock knock joke? (Yes) Okay, you start. (Knock knock). Who's there? ...

Why was the monkey on the floor? Because it was dead.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. Yes dyslexic people drink too.

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