- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Pillow say to the Blanket? Nothing. Inanimate objects do not contain the ability to speak, therefore they could not possibly say anything to each other.

What do you call a used garden tool? A dirty hoe (not ho)

I won the game.

What does a ghost get when he watches pornography? A boner

How do you kill a blonde? Stab her 64 times in the chest.

Why did Tina's parents stop calling her? Because they died

your moms so fat she has kankles

What do you call a black Jew that is also a crippled midget with no family except for an autistic brother? His original name that his mother gave him at birth.

Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Because sally has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally

Why don't chickens where pants? Cause they're animals,duh.

Why doesn't Mexico have an Olympic team? They do, they just choose not to compete certain years.

Freedom of Speech

Why did the old man fart?? Because he had gas

Ouch, a papercut .. what could be worse? A hatchet cut.

What is green, ugly and can't empty his bowels without exerting a tremendous amount of energy? A constipated, ugly, green thing.

knock knock whos there .. derp

why didn't the kid win the talent show? He wasn't talented.

A man walks into a bar every night. He works there.

What's worse than dropping your ice cream on the floor? Getting the end of your penis stapled

how do you keep a blond in sespence you dont tell her

What's the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? I don't cum on my watermelon before I eat it.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

How do you cure AIDS? You can't.

Andrew Wang getting a girlfriend.

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