- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the alcoholic tell his son? Don't do meth.

What do you call a newborn son? The proudest moment of your life. What do you call a newborn daughter? A disappointment.

What did the drug addict say to the doctor? I am a drug addict and am in need of help and rehabilitation.

whats long hard and full of seamen? a submarine.

Why is the sky blue? Because it isn't red.

How do you make a dentist cry? Kill all his family.

What do you do when a blonde takes the pin out of a grenade and throws it at you? Take cover as there is a person close to you wielding an active grenade.

What's windy and sunny at the same time? The weather.

What did one muffin say to the other muffin? I don't know what they said, but one muffin, had a knife.

What the difference between a circle and a triangle? You're an idiot if you don't know the difference.

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What's green and looks like a forest? A forest.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding herpes in your apple.

Whats worse than getting a B+ in Biology? Getting raped by a scorpion.

How many blonde chicks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two. One to set the house on fire, and the other to call 119.

what looks, smells, and sounds like red paint? blue paint, I lied about it being red

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Paper or plastic? Yes...

What did the man say to the cat? I thought you were fake.

What more orange that a lime? Most things.

An asian walks into class to take a math test. He did not study and consistently misbehaves and promptly fails.

how did sally die? she starved because she cant get in to get the nuggets.

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