A man falls out of a boat. What happens next? Well, you would think he'd know how to swim, but due to his alzheimer's he didn't, so he drowned.

How often does the lesbian vampire group meet up? Never. Lesbians don't exist.

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what did the unicorn say to the centaur? nothing because neither exist

Whats funnier than a baby in a jar? A baby in ten jars.

What's better than winning gold in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

Whats worse than being out in the cold? Having cancer.

Why did the man drive a van? So he could keep the stuff he stole.

Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

Beans, beans, the magical fruit. The more you eat, the more you have consumed.

Have you ever had Ugandan food? Neither have they.

hey guess what? what ur gay! how did you know ive been in the closet for 5 years!?

What's the difference between deer nuts and beer nuts? Beer nuts are $1.50 and deer nuts are under a buck.

Words with two W's or N's in them are awkward and unnecessary.

What did Mary say to Vishnikharmut? You're name is weird. What did Vishnikharmut say to Mary? Your grammar is incorrect.

Why did the Grizzly bear refrain from attacking the hiker? It didn't. The hiker was torn to shreds within minutes.

Why is the sky blue? You like men.

what does pedobear get for christmas ? nothing he's the one giving love to all kids .

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What's the difference between a chicken? One leg is both the same

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because I hit her with a shovel.

Why was the mushroom invited to the party? Because the party was a rave and some mushrooms are know to make the consumer of them hallucinate wildly.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other... Uh oh. A car just ran it over.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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