There is a hawk and a squirrel sitting in a tree. a farmer walks by with a strange package so the hawk turns to the squirrel and says nothing because he is an animal and incapable of speech, he then eats the squirrel because he is a bird of prey.

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What is frowned upon no matter what country you're in? Sex on a plane.

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Maybe You'll Find Someone Else To Help You... Maybe Black Mesa... That Was A Joke...Haha...Fat Chance...

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Q.Why did the dinosaur cross the road? A.Because chickens weren't invented then.

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Why did the boy drop his peanuts and crackerjacks? He had a sudden heart attack and died at the age of 10

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yo mama's so fat, that he doctors are slightly worried that she may be suffering from type 2 diabetes.

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Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: toothpaste

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Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

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"What's black when clean, but white when dirty?" "A blackboard."

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What did the blonde order in the restaurant? A cup of coffee.

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NO I AM NEROCHAN LEFT!

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Why was the man afraid of the fish? He had ichthyophobia.

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Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

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I have a really funny joke.

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What did one lawyer say to the other? We are both lawyers. What did the stupid lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both pineapples.

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Have you ever watched that show on Lifetime about that woman?

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What did the fork say to the spoon? To get to the other side.

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The next person to submit a 'roses are red' 'joke', is cursed to always prematurely ejaculate from here until eternity

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Why did the teenager take a shower? Because she was brutally raped by a serial rapist and felt dirty. Unfortunately for her, she was unaware that she was washing off the prints from her body and the rapist was never found

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ur left leg is cristmas nd ur right leg is thanks giving can i vist

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What is small, cries a lot, and moves at high speeds? A baby stapled to a car.

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- What's better than just sitting on a couch in a summerhouse with a bottle of wine and reading a good book? - An orgy.

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What does it take to shit in a shower?? To choke on a whambar and be 90 kgs!

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why didn't the donkey go to the party? Because, unfortunately he did not have the required linguistic skills to communicate with the person inviting. This is obviously dependent on whether the person who invited him was a human, if it was another donkey then perhaps this would of happened. However, this is also very unlikely as donkeys do not have parties or really communicate

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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