- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy kill his parents? Because he doesn't understand this joke either

Why didn't Johnny's father come home? He was killed in Afghanistan.

Knock Knock Who's there? The KKK, got any blacks?

Why can't Molly ride her bike? Because she has no arms or legs. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Molly.

I am strangling you. Do you see my arms? I AM FREAKEN STRANGLING YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

what did hitler say when the allies invaded germany i did NAZI that coming

roses are red violets are red the whole world is red i started the holocaust

Did you hear the one about the deaf guy and the rhinoceros? Neither did he.

What happens when a unicorn gets her period? You know it's a girl.

How could Jamie not come out and play? His mum had cancer

Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars? No, we can't.

Knock knock. Who's there? the police.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Irune. Irune who? Irune my life with all this red sand.

Who's a tool and a NARC? Josh Brami!

Q: what do you call a mushy green circle that tastes good? A: An avocado

Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? Because it could see and hear.

Bob: I have a funny knock knock joke, but you have to start it. Joe: Ok. Knock Knock. Bob: Who's there? Joe: Uhhhhhhh Bob: Exactly.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I killed your family, and now i'm coming after you.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on the wall? Wally.

Yo momma is so fat that she is in the guinness records

Two black guys walk into a bar. They had too much alcoholic substances and got alcohol poisoning. Their families mourned for days and their kids grew u without a father. The end.

In Soviet Russia, you drive the car, fill it up with gas, and park it. Just like in America.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

Q: if it takes a week to walk a fortnight how many pounds of oranges can you fit in a grapegruit. A: None, because there is no bones in ice cream

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