- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There is a hawk and a squirrel sitting in a tree. a farmer walks by with a strange package so the hawk turns to the squirrel and says nothing because he is an animal and incapable of speech, he then eats the squirrel because he is a bird of prey.

alex and clayton are having sex at school. at that point, their teacher walks in and tells clayton about the dangers of unprotected sex.

So a man walks into a bar... ouch

I cant believe they been together after all that shit. (person ask what) and you say your buttchheeeeks:]

What did the chicken say when it finally crossed the road? - nothing, its a chicken

knock knock whos there the game i lost the game

What did the terrorist do to the small village? Destroy it with a bomb vest.

Why wasn't the elephant allowed to the pajama party? Because he didnt have any pajamas.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm not good at rhyming turd

Q:Why was 6 afraid of seven? A:Because seven ate (eight) nine

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

y was John so sad becaus his mom took his phone

Why did the chicken cross the road? it was thrown

If you have three ice-cream cones, and you give away two, how many do you have left? Why would you give away your ice-cream? Eating it is the better option.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poems... Nice t*ts

A baby seal walks into a club. It is eventually beaten to death and eaten.

Me: "If I had Alzheimers, I would break down into tears." Friend: "Why, you would forget why you were crying..." Me: "Who are you again?"

Roses are red, violets are blue, suck my tip and call me Regi.

What's worse than finding a worm inside your apple? Finding an apple inside your worm.

How do you get a clown off of a swing? You throw an axe at its face.

What's green and hangs from trees? Leafs

Think of a number 1-10 Now add 39 Divide that by 20 Subtract two Now close your eyes.. Dark isn't it?

Barbara and Martin died in their apartment. The neighbor walked in and found glass and water everywhere. How did they die? -Barbara and Martin were fish.

If life hands you lemons... Question yourself what just happened because life isn't tangible and has no way of handing you lemons, and even if it did, why lemons?

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