What did the Jew get for Christmas? Nothing. Jewish people celebrate Hanukkah

What's white and black and red all over A nun with a spear throug her head

Two elves walk into a bar. The hobbit laughs and walks under it.

What did the boy and the dog do at the park? Nothing, the dogs dead

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven is a serial rapist and has been harrassing six for months.

What Did Sally Get For Christmas? A Bicycle

why did sally drown? because she had no arms or legs and couldn't swim

What is the opposite of Obama? Mitt Romney because he his white and a republican so all is good with him.

What did Jamaal say when he was in Walmart? I'm Jamaal and I'm in Walmart.

How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One, usually.

A Mexican got stopped by the police. Turns out it was a mistake and the man lived a happy life in America

Tommy was excited to get a tattoo of a falafel on his wiener. He got skin cancer.

WHAT HAS MAN BOOBS THE SIXE OF JUPITER BOMBER NEVILLE

Q: Why do black people buy so many pairs of shoes? A: Because when they outgrow there old pair they need new shoes.

What did the mother of the boy with cancer say on his birthday? - Happy Birthday, too bad you still have cancer.

There were two penguin's sitting in a bathtub. The first penguin says to the second penguin, "Hey, pass the soap." And the second penguin says, "What do i look like, an alarm clock?"

What did the ghost say to the black man? nothing. He just shot him.

Why couldn't the horse open the door? - Because it was locked...Beeeeeeeeeeeeeef Jelly

im not black, im Joseph Kony

What did Helen Keller name her dog? Max

Weaner

A man walks into a bar. Splash.

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger....... unless it is a nonkiller disease that makes you extremely weak :D

Where's Wally? In a children's book.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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