A boy got scratched by a dog and nearly killed him. When he grew up, a dog came running up to him and started biting and scratching him till he couldn't handle it. Then a plane crashed into him and he died.

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race-car = rac-ecar

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What's brown an sticky Shit

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What did the big Chimney say to the little Chimney? Nothing they are chimneys ....

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Knock Knock Jehovah's witnesses!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapeled to the chicken

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whats older than your mom? a tortoise that has been living more than a couple hundred years

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Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

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What did the fork say to the spoon? To get to the other side.

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This is Mr.Bear you all are on rtc for the next week. See me in G7 NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What does a black kid get for Christmas? Your bike

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how do you get a dog to stop barking? you hit it with a stick.

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Why did the short man fall down the stairs? He got shot in the face with an assault rifle.

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Q: Whats Brown and sticky A: an eagle except for the brown and sticky part

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Knock knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who? Doctor Adams. You called me about your father's stroke.

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hi

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What's black and hangs from a tree? A tire swing.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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I love this website, oh shit *Car* Dead*

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A grasshopper walks into a bar, the bartender says, "We have a drink named after you", the grasshopper replies, "you have a drink named Bob"

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Q:How do you sleep with Paris Hilton? A:You don't. she got herpes.

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What's the difference between Paris Hilton and a cow? Cows are ruminants, meaning that they have a digestive system that allows use of otherwise indigestible foods by regurgitating and rechewing them as "cud". Paris Hilton, on the other hand, is a human being. Therefore, her stomach digests the bolus (masticated food) only after it has exited the oesophagus into the body of the organ, where it is digested into chyme and then passed through the pyloric sphincter into the duodenum.

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How do u get suzzy off a swing? You tell her to get off

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What did the gay man die of? Obesity.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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