- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the cow cross the road because pigs were not flying i had to write it hurts

Jewish guy walks into a bar. He owns the place.

Your mums so tall, she's above the average height of women for her age.

Q: Why did the boy have blue balls? A: because the respectable girl with high self esteem refused to give him head.

Ask me if I am a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

Mary had a little lamb, The nurse and midwife fainted. Because last year she met a ram, And they got too acquainted.

Whats the difference between a girl and a guy? one receives and one delivers.

Yo momma so fat she has more chins than a Chinese phonebook. Chins in a phonebook? I don't get it.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers

DONT think about ELEPHANTS. Your thinking about elephants now.

Connor is such a dope, he doesn't even know Betty White jokes aren't funny.

Asked by the court barber how he wanted his hair cut, the king replied: ‘In silence.

What's the difference between a clever trick and a computer programmer? A clever trick throws you for a loop, and a computer programmer throws you a for loop.

Why did the baby stop crying? I hit him with a brick.

Whats fluffy, multicolored, and dances like a disco santaclaus? i don't know.

So there is a muslum, then he flew a plane into a building and died a sudden death. But he was wearing a helmet.

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

Why is the dog in the driver seat? Why is there birds making you filet mignon? Why is your toe blue? I don't know the answer. Go talk to your doctor

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how do you wake up a really old man? you dont, he's probably already dead.

What happens to a banana after it gets sunburnt? It peels.

Q. How much Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? A. None, they just steal one.

your mom is so ugly that she was made fun of in highschool so much that she now has social issues and a fear of close relationships which is why she left you and your father at age 5

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