What happens when a fat guy falls ? Ohio has another earthquake.

Have u seen stevie wonders new house? No. Niether has he

Hi, my name is Mark and I have dead babies in my garage... Just kidding. My name ia not Mark.

ERROR 3045: This joke has gone bankrupt and Is laying in the hospital//:: THE CAUSE: OBAMA CARE

What did the fat man order at McDonalds? Nothing, he was on a diet

Life is like a box of chocolates, some are brown, and some are white.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Jehovah's Witness. Have you heard the word of God?

What happens when you shoot someone? They die.

What did one Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I would tell you but i don't speak Chinese therefore i have no way of translating it for you

How does a black guy die? Unknown

knock knock who's there? your mom your mom who? I'm sorry to tell your mom is dead :.(

a guy walks into a bar.. ouch

Why did the plane crash? Because a loaf of bread was the pilot.

Why did the man stop going to his local doctor? Because they put highly poisen liquids in the shots

women's rights.

Chuck Norris was the leading role in the television show Walker, Texas Ranger.

Q: What was the last thing to enter the bug's mind as it flew into the windshield? A: His back legs.

What's the difference between Little Billy and Ice Cream? People like Ice Cream.

Q:What happened after the snake tricked Adam and Eve into eating fruit from the tree of wisdom? A: Nothing, but the three of knowledge was a whole other story though. Moral Man.

Why did the lamborghini drive off the cliff? Because the person driving was a fridge

Knock knock Who's there Joe Aids who's?

some magicians can walk on water, Chuck norris can swim in water, faster than the average man.

Roses are red violets are blue. I'm falling in love with you.

what's worse than the holocaust the man who thought of it

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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