- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What make's a constuction worker drop's his hammer? MC Hammer moves.

Why did the chicken cross the road? That is none of your concern as it invades his freedom of privacy.

Why was the little boy sad? Both of his parents died in a tragic car accident.

Why did the monkey eat the banana? Because it was sexually confused

When my parents said that they chucked a flipper baby into the Atlantic ocean I assumed a baby seal, I later found out that happened to my disabled brother.

What does a weasel and a naked college girl have in common? No clothes

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if yuo cna raed tihs, yuo hvae a sgtrane mnid too. Cna yuo raed tihs?

What did one cannibal say to the other cannibal? Nothing, because he was eating him.

What do you get when you cross a hamster with a zebra? A genetic abomination that you should put out of it's misery.

Knock knock, Who's there? Justin Bieber, LEAVE!

What song does the lady camel sing to seduce male camels - my humps my humps my humps my humps How did sergay the camel respond? -we dont know. He died a fatal death involving hippos in hula skirts, and flying guavas

Did you know Helen Keller had a Playground in her back yard? Neither did she.

A farmer accidentally trips his wife. She falls down the stairs and the farmer is quickly arrested for murder.

what has two legs, and is red? half a cat.

Q: Why do Asian children tend to be smarter than other children A: They have longer school years

Why did the boy drop his peanuts and crackerjacks? He had a sudden heart attack and died at the age of 10

Why did Bill correct Matt when he called him Jim? Because that wasn't his name.

what's the difference between a pound of liver and vomit? £3.24

Why did the man trip over the kitten? He was blind.

how do you confuse a blonde do nothing

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because it is humanly impossible to draw a perfect circle.

My friend was waving a stick around and yelling out spells, so walked up to him and asked "You want to be Harry Potter, don't you?" He replied excitedly "Yeah!!" So i killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

How do I become successful like you dad? Just do good.

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