whats the difference between kroush and a bucket of shit? the bucket

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What do a baby and popcorn have in common? They both pop in an explosive manner when put in a microwave and both can be consumed by the person who may have put the baby and popcorn in it so if you think this is funny then you have some problems and i will shortly in some period of time when my schedule is cleared refer you to a licensed psychologist and we will make an appointment for you.

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Windows are likes prostitutes. You can have two in the front and two in the back!

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Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

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Stop driving smart cars you fags

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What's worse than having a retarded baby? Not having a baby

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Why did grandma drop the dish? She had a heart attack and died, falling to the ground and thus bringing the plate with her to the floor.

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A man was struck by lightning. What did you think he got super powers or something? No. He died a horrible death

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why did the man fall down? because he was shot.

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dont you hate it when your reading something and it doesnt end the way you cactus

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There was 3 friends named Crap, Manners, and Shut up. They all had mental mothers.

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Q: Why did the Asian fail his driving test? A: Lack of concentration on the road and low knowledge of functioning a car.

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In the movie Sherlock holms, why is Sherlock Holms gay?? --------------Because he is chasing "blackwood"

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Three guys walk into a bar: a Priest, a rapist, and a pedophile...and two other guys

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What's the difference between a pizza and a baby? I don't stab pizza 47 times in the chest with a chainsaw.

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Thats so awesome, I was totally not not going to tell you and when I saw I did not not type it I totally did it anyways, but why did it last even though stuff timed out? I am like so wet.

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Knock knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who? Doctor Adams. You called me about your father's stroke.

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So, a man walks into a bar. Suddenly, the universe around him cracks, unable to sustain the weight of infinite potential punchlines. He tumbles through an empty void amongst shards of his broken reality.

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What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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what starts with b and ends with b? The bomb i just planted in your house.

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So seriously you have never ever played videogames before?

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Two men and a woman go to lunch together at a restaurant in New York City. The first man says, "I'm glad that we're finally doing this." The second man says, "Yeah, me too." The woman concurs.

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Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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Anti Joke

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