The man goes to the doctor after just losing his job because his company went under because of the econmic crisis. His house is being foreclosed because without the money from his job he can't afford to pay for his house. His girlfriend also just left him because of recent conflicts about money and she was looking forward to having a family and with him jobless it was just out of the question. Man:"Doctor I could really use some good news" Doctor:"You have aids"

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I don't have a girlfriend but I do know a girl who would get really mad if she heard me say that.

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how do you make a cat get out of a tree you shot it

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Why did the baby fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Why did the lion get lost? Because the jungle is massive

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what do you get when you you put a knife in a head? a dead body

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was food on the other side

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Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

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Why did the fat man cross the road? Because he felt that being overweight, he had to do something about it and go to the gym.

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A: Where does a cow go on the weekends? B: To the mooooovies? A: No, to the slaughterhouse.

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What did I say to the joke? What? Correct.

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Why the african children was sad? - Because an octopus bite his arm

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Why wasn't the elephant allowed to the pajama party? Because he didnt have any pajamas.

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Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs? So nobody finds he's been fucking hens.

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What do you get when you put a woman in a room with 4 guys? She gets Gang Banged.

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a boy walks into a hospital ward, and procedes to break down into tears because his family died

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: This is actually a really good question which leads me to wonder why the farmer let the chicken out in the first place.

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whats black & white the colombo school shooting citv footage

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A man walks into a house, and the next day was taken to the hospital for a minor concussion and a possible vision deficiency.

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Why did the German burn the Jew? Because he dropped his tea.

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What do you call a Welshman with a stick up his arse? A very odd man

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? Because her mother inadvertently left the gate open while gardening.

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A young boy walked in on his mom and dad in their room lastnight They were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

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How does a cancer patient bathe? He can't because he lives in an arid climate where water is scarce.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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