- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

Whats the difference between right and left? I stabbed your mom with my left hand.

Roses are red Bacon is red Poems are hard Bacon

Q.How do you get a dog to meow ? A. Put the dog in the freezer overnight . . Get a chainsaw and run it along his back in the morning . " Meowrrrr..."

Two reporters walk into Tah rir Square. Both are abused and that's sad.

What did the baby do when it crossed the rode? It didn't get across it got hit by a car.

What's worse than strapping 10 dead baibes to a tree? Strapping a dead baby to 10 trees.

What did the snowman say to the other snowman? Do you smell carrots?

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

Why shouldn't you try to pick up a live scorpion with your teeth? Because it could easily sting your face, or mouth.

Two guys fight over a girl. The girl gets up from under them.

What did the boy with cancer, no arms, and no legs get for his birthday? Nothing he was dead.

knock knock who's there? me josh! come in.

Whatever tomorrow brings, I'll be there. Just kidding because today brought terminal cancer.

What did the paraplegic say when he walked? Nothing, paraplegics can't walk.

Go away still nothing to see

When life gives you lemons, you must also have a proportionally sufficient amount of both water and sugar in order to make lemonade.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

god sent down his only son, " his only son." so in gods eyes we are a bunch of girls.

Who cured cancer? Not God. What do you think of the almighty now?

What do you call a over weight woman? Fat bitch.

Why did nobody answer when billy knocked on the door? The door was a loaf of bread.

Your mother is so ugly that her physical appearance causes her to have a low self-esteem.

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

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