- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a over weight woman? Fat bitch.

When life gives you lemons, you must also have a proportionally sufficient amount of both water and sugar in order to make lemonade.

Your mother is so ugly that her physical appearance causes her to have a low self-esteem.

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

What did the man say to his wife while having sex? I don't know.

What does it take to make the best anti-joke ever? not this

the only thing i learned in geometry is when you push two circles together it makes a titty venn diagram

why did the couple sell their house? their children were all raped and then murdered in it and they cant stand the memories

What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

What wuld u do for a klondike bar? Nothing taste like shit.

Why did the black man get a welfare check? Because he was either unemployed and decided he wanted someone to keep feeding his family, or decided to push forth the unfortunate stereotype of African-Americans not wanting to work and being lazy. Or maybe he didn't, why don't you ask him?

What is wrong with black stereotypes? Nothing! Basketball is pretty fun if you try it!

What's the difference between a cow and some dirt? They're the same except for almost everything

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. Fortunately, the bra was on display in a clothing store and was not actually being worn at the time.

Two Jews walk into a pub. They don't order a ham sandwich.

Why doesn't superman eat peanuts? Because he doesn't like them.

What's the difference between a Boy Scout and a Jew? One comes back from camp.

Why was the unemployed dolphin trainer so sad? His life has no purpoise. In an unrelated topic, how is he unemployed id he is a dolphin trainer?

whats the hardest answer ever? The one without a question.

what do u call a hairy cow? Harry

How do you know if you have athlete's foot? You ask your doctor, and he will tell you.

Why did Jimmy fall over? Jimmy was hit by a bus.

How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? No seriously, I don't know because we've only just got electricity in our village.

A hooded black man walks into a Convenience store. He orders a cup of hot chocolate as it is very cold outside.

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