- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Don't you hate it when you have 5 dead bodies, and you don't know which one to shoot your load on? -no

What is black and blue and red all over? A woman that just learned a valuable lesson.

How do you kill a Chinese hobo Shoot him

A hooded black man walks into a Convenience store. He orders a cup of hot chocolate as it is very cold outside.

I agree to the terms and conditions

Hey, you why you say poo poo nae nae watch me whip, and do the dougie, and then happy halloween? Potato Salad

Part 1 Q: what did Sally get for Christmas A: cancer Part 2 knock knock Who's there Not Sally MR

What Happens if a Muslim boy gives you a bomb? You give it to someone else as your playing tnt tag and the bombs a toy

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? Because she has no arms. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

what do you get when a white woman and black man have a child? either a girl or a boy

What do you call a penguin sliding down a hill how should i know.

What did one muffin say to the other muffin? I don't know what they said, but one muffin, had a knife.

An ant tries to climb and sit on a tube. It couldn't. Do you get it? … I don't either.

Dislike if you are a prostitute

whats funny about four dead horses in a park ? the horses are dead!

Watch me whip, watch me nae nae

A man came home from work and said to his wife im going to kill u

How many anti jokes can you make from one joke? 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. 9. 10. 11. 12. 13. 14. 15. 16. 17. 18. 19. 20. 21. 22. 23. 24. 25. 26. 27. 28. 29. 30. 31. 32. 33. 34. 35. 36. 37. 38. 39. 40. 41. 42. 43. 44. 45. 46. 47. 48. 49. 50. And so on.

What do you do when a blonde takes the pin out of a grenade and throws it at you? Take cover as there is a person close to you wielding an active grenade.

How do you make a dentist cry? Kill all his family.

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

Dey see me boilin' Dey choppin' God I'm so fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juiiiiiiccccy! MR MCCANN

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