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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? A wood chuck could chuck as much wood as a wood chuck would if a wood chuck could chuck wood.

Whats better than winning an award? Not having your family shot to death

your mommas so stupid she tried to climb mountain dew well im glad your mom is intrested in trying new things

A women driver prepares to park in a small space between to cars on the side of a road. She safely and flawlessy parallel parks, and proceeds to enter a nearby coffe shop for an important business meeting.

What's better than winning a gold medal in the Paralympics ? Not being disabled

How did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the leg of a chicken.

Your mums a potato

How do Mexicans like their eggs? It's a matter of personal opinion, of course.

Great ideas: Go to your facebook account and type in: Man, I am gonna suicide right now, bye! Moral: Now if you do it as well, nah, dont do it, seriously... Just type it!

Whats black and blue and red all over? A housewife that was recently abused by her alcoholic wife. (from will c. and jack f.)

A horse walks in to a bar. The barman says: "Why the long face?" The horse does not reply because it is a horse and can neither speak nor understand English. The horse is startled by it's surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables on it's way out.

A cripple and a Jew walk into a bar. They sit down and begin to discuss all the stigmas that they have faced their entire lives. The conversation goes on for an hour, at which point a black man walks in. Just then, the bar explodes and they all die.

Words with two W's or N's in them are awkward and unnecessary.

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

One sunny Tuesday morning, Tom and his friends were outside playing at the park. Then, suddenly, a violent storm was rapidly approaching. It was recommended that everyone should seek shelter immediately.

How many kids does it take to fix a light bulb 5 1 to fix the light bulb and the others to get in the van

What did the deaf girl get for Christmas? Nothing, she was Jewish

You can pick your friends you can pick your nose but you cant pick your friends nose.

What did the rabbit say to the man nothing animals cant talk

Knock, knock! Who's there? No one. No one actually knocked on your door because this is just a joke.

Ditto, the Slut Pokemon. Ditto is a bisexual f@ggot who will f*ck any Pokemon that moves.

Roses are blue, Violets are red, I have to go to the bathroom now...

Your big dick.

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