Why did the lion get lost? Because the jungle is massive

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How does a cancer patient bathe? He can't because he lives in an arid climate where water is scarce.

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A man walks into a house, and the next day was taken to the hospital for a minor concussion and a possible vision deficiency.

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Why did the German burn the Jew? Because he dropped his tea.

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How did the Cuban get into Florida? Well he got his passport and other papers, flew in, then went to Customs.

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A young boy walked in on his mom and dad in their room lastnight They were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

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What do you call a Welshman with a stick up his arse? A very odd man

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There is a horse sitting at a bar, and the bartender says MOTHER OF GOD!! What is this horse doing in here?!

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? Because her mother inadvertently left the gate open while gardening.

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If John has 10 packs of beer and he drinks 8 packs,what is John left with? Morbid Obesity.

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A black person and a white person decide to have a race. Who won? The white person Don't be a racist.

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whats black & white the colombo school shooting citv footage

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a boy walks into a hospital ward, and procedes to break down into tears because his family died

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: This is actually a really good question which leads me to wonder why the farmer let the chicken out in the first place.

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What do you get when you put a woman in a room with 4 guys? She gets Gang Banged.

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Did you hear about the man hear about the man who lost an arm and a leg in a car accident? He's alright now.

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What did the cat say to the other cat? Meow

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What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill.

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What comes after 7? Pedophiles.

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Q: Knock - Knock A: NO SOLICITORS!

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Elise's parents have four children. The first's name is April, the second's name is May, the third's name is June. What's the fourth children's name ? July. Elise is adopted, and thus does not count.

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A man asks his wife to make him a sandwich, she proceeds to make a sandwich using rye bread, lettuce, two slices of tomatoes, a variety condiments, mustard and several slices of American cheese. The man eats the sandwich at a parade with his wife celebrating Woman's Rights.

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What do you say to a confused blond? You help her with her conundrum.

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Q: why did the white man buy a burge A: cuz he was hungry

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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