- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the mushroom go to the party? Cause he was invited.

What's worse than burning your tongue drinking hot chocolate? Being shanked by a homeless man.

A apple a day keeps gramar away.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead.

What did the cow say to the Businessman? Nothing. Cows cant talk.

Why did the teacher ask her student about the test? Because she was in the hospital the day of the test because her husband was hit by a rail road spike and died but she was so devoted to her job she wanted to know.

1,2,3,4,5..what comes next? yeah you should know how to count

A man takes his girlfriend ice skating on a lake. As they are ice skating she says "we should go back home and fu..." At this point they fall through a thin spot on the ice and they both drown in the lake. Fish ate their dead bodies

Whats worse than driving a Ford Taurus? Driving two Ford Taurus'

What do you call a person with one eye and no arms? Names.

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A:I don't know i was asking you P.S. leave your answer in the comments below :D

Who jumps the highest in basketball? The mascot because he has a trampoline.

If life hands you lemons your probably hallucinating.

What is pink and smells like tuna? Salmon

Knock knock Who's there? Overused punchline Overused punchline who? The Holocaust.

How did the black man burn down the house. He threw a flaming match through the window.

Yo mama's so fat, she died of a mixture of obesity and type 1 diabetes.

Roses are red Violets are blue Urine is yellowish and shit is usually brown... That's it, I was just remembering the colors of some stuffs

Two men and a woman go to lunch together at a restaurant in New York City. The first man says, "I'm glad that we're finally doing this." The second man says, "Yeah, me too." The woman concurs.

The motto of those who live in the Bible Belt; "The Bible Belt: Where being obese is 'Genetic' but being homosexual is a 'lifestyle choice'."

What do you call a man with a spade stuck in his head? An ambulance, he may be in need of urgent medical assistance

Why are kids with Aspergers Syndrome always banned from Mcdonalds? Let me repeat that: Ass Burgers.

What did the mute person tell the deaf person? Nothing. Even if sound could emit from his vocals the impaired of hearing person would still be unable to respond unless they have taken classes to read lips. The deaf person didn't take classes nor did the mute person learn sign language.

Why was the little boy sad? Both of his parents died in a tragic car accident.

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