- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Who's there Orange and Banana Orange and Banana who? ... The man opened the door and saw a bowl of oranges and bananas.

An African-American is working on math problems and notices an Asian man walking by. The African American asked,"Could you help me out on these math problems?" The Asian man replied, " I have never been good at math."

your moms so fat that she had to buy bigger cloths, her husband left her, she became a druggie and died alone.

How do u get suzzy off a swing? You tell her to get off

A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

What do you call a gay kid, a horrible singer, and has long hair for a guy? Justin Bieber

* two sisters are making yo mama jokes* * mom turns around* mom: Hey yo mama so stupid ... sister one: ummmm.... sister two: sure thats not you?

Why did Anakin tell Luke he was his father? Because honest people never lie

What do Barbra Streisand and Danny Glover have in common? Nothing.

Where was the Decoration Of Independence Signed? At the bottom.

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

what happens when you try to believe it's not butter? 34 Indonesian kids lose their job.

Why didn't the octopus have any friends? Because they are antisocial creatures by nature. -Louis

Whats the diffrence between a white and a black guy? one of them is black

The word "Walter" is never funny.

who can be more evil than the person who hit my nuts. Adolf Hitler.

Why was the man alone? Because he was tied to a tree.

How do you know if elephants are watching a movie? If a Volkswagen Beetle is parked outside the movie house.

Q:What do you call a mexican witha clean record? A: Impossible

What's the difference between a baby and a tea bag? Tea bags don't scream when I dip them in boiling water

hola said the chinese man

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

My friends and family all recommended me for alcoholics anonymous, but all i had to say is that my father didn't raise me to be quitter.

Why don't woman wear watches? Because there is a clock on the stove!

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