What do you call a plane going to Africa with 100 black people on it? A plane, the contents of the plane is irrelevant...

What do anti-jokes and a can of corn have in common? Both can be stored indefinitely and accessed and enjoyed at will.

Your uncle jack just helped you off a horse. Now it's your turn to help your uncle jack off a horse.

What's the sexiest thing on a farm? It depends on what you find sexy, and your personal perception of a farm.

The song Barbra Streisand has more than 2 words.

A Stoner sees a bag of chips.

How come the man could read the directions? Because it was right side up.

Why did the bird fall out of the sky? It had no wings.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It escaped.

how do you confuse a blonde do nothing

Cripples are lame.

Ask me if I'm a car. Are you a car¿ Yes¡

What happened to the kids bike? It broke when he got hit by a bus

Roses are red Violets are blue Hop in the van or I will rape you

what happens when you throw a green rock into a yellow pond. it makes a spash.

What do you call a black man in a suit and tie? Presumably affluent

Knock Knock. Whose there? The IRS. All your base are belong to us.

Why was i sad when 4 black people in a cadillac fell over a cliff. The car blew up...

what did the soup kitchen give people for christmas Meatloaf] -Fluzturnusturbusturcusterdustur

What happened to the pleasure robot he pleasured someone in the pussy

What's white and can't climb a tree? A Refrigerator

A Polish immigrant goes to the Department of Motor Vehicles to apply for a driver’s license. He has to take an eye test. They show him a card with the letters C Z W I X N O S T A C Z. “Can you read this?” the optician asks. “Read it?” the Polish guy replies, “No, sir. Allow me to put on my glasses."

What did the businessman do to get a promotion? He traded oral sex for his male bosses kind heart...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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