My friends and family all recommended me for alcoholics anonymous, but all i had to say is that my father didn't raise me to be quitter.

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Q:What do you call a mexican witha clean record? A: Impossible

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What happened to the Jew who went to France? He had a very enjoyable time and visited many of the remarkable landmarks around the country.

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I find Holocaust jokes hilarious, Anne Frankly I know a few...

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What is the best part about being a rapist? The orgasms.

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A boy and his dad are in bed and his dad is telling him a story. And the cow told the farmer to get out of the bar. Now, what did the farmer say? Holy shit a talking cow!

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How do you start a riot in Mexico? Roll a penny down the street.

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What did Heinrich Himmler say to the chicken? I'll take that liver thanks.

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What is better than tissues? Correct!

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How do you put 100 kids on a girls face ? skeet

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what did the chicken say when it crossed the road? you know. chickens arent the only animal that can cross roads! why can it be why did the racoon cross the roads? because that happens more frequently!

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Dey see me boilin' Dey choppin' God I'm so fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juiiiiiiccccy! MR MCCANN

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A guy walks into a bar. But this was a bar like a pole, so the man ended up with a broken nose.

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Bride: "He went to Jared's!!! Ex: "But every Kiss Begins with Kay...."

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How many Polacks does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One. A person's ethnicity or country of origin, or religion for that matter, would have no bearing on one's ability to perform the relatively simple task of installing a light-bulb. Furthermore, there is no reason to use the negative slur 'polack' when referring to a person of Polish descent.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesnt rhyme And your entire family died trying to fly to your house for Christmas. They crashed into a orpanage for death children. There were no survivors.

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What did the teenage boy do when his mum was out shopping? Finish his homework.

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A blonde walks into a bar therefore her face hurts

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what sucks blows and gets laid in the closet. YOUR MOM VACUMING

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Why did the gay man buy a prius? because it is a very fuel efficient car and will save him a lot of money of gas

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Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? Who me? Couldn't be.

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Yo mama so short, she developed a debilitating neck problem from having to look up at people when talking to them.

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did you see stevie wonder's new guitar no neither did he

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What's faster than a Nascar Racecar? My thoughts. -Juanita

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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