- Anti Joke

Two Mexicans are at the border and want to cross it. How do they cross it? Illegally

"knock knock" "who's there" "Chuck" "Get out of here Chuck I hate you!"

Two muffins are in an oven. They say absolutely nothing because they're muffins and not sentient.

why barack obama sad he realized the 4 trillion dollars of debt wasn't going be solved by borrowing more money

My house is on fire I'll probably die posting this joke

Why did the Pakistani man cry when the Nigerian man was killed in a terrorist attack? They were lovers.

Why couldn't the Egyptian pharaoh solve the Rubik's Cube? He didn't know how.

there were two cyclists cycling at a steady pace down a main road in china, one irish and the other chinese. now they happened to be cycling at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace. why did the irish cyclist get pulled over and the chinese not? because the irish cyclist had in fact brutally raped and murdered a young child in his home town and then fled the country to china.

Why DIDN'T the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a bus

How many men does it take to change a light bulb? None, there is nothing wrong with the light bulb.

Your momma's so fat: She regrets not making the most of her youth whilst she was still attractive.

What did the mother say to her color blind son when he was about to take his first car ride alone after he got his license? Good luck

what did a poor guys get for christmast ? brain tumor.

Knock Knock. Who's There? I don't know. I'm paralyzed.

Hey man, you the tall one! Yes? Do you understand me? No. But you do overstand me right? Yeah, I overstand most people.

A baby seal walks into a club. It is eventually beaten to death and eaten.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the US nuke japan besause sending chuck norris would be to cruel

why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

Why did the man cross the street? Because he had to go work.