Why was there no girl on the swing set? She decided to get off of the swings.

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Why did the fish but the house Because it wanted to eat the house

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Whats funny about a guy with no legs? I bought him a wheelchair.

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What did the Insomniac, Dyslexic Priest do? He stayed up all night wondering if there really is a Dog.

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Q. Why dont people like rian mcreesh ? A. Because he smells bad and gives off a creepy vibe ...

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Why did John not like his chocolate? It wasn't chocolate it was poop.

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Why Americans are so bad at League of Legends? Because they can't defend their towers.

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What is worse than ten dead babies nailed to a tree? The holocaust.

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When life gives you Pure Filtered Water, Sweeteners (High Fructose Corn Syrup, Sugar), Lemon Juice from Concentrate, Less Than 0.5% of Each: Natural Flavors, Citric Acid (Provides Tartness), Modified Cornstarch, Glycerol Ester of Wood Rosin, Sodium Hexametaphosphate and Sodium Benzoate and Potassium Sorbate and Edta (to Protect Taste), Red 40 Make Lemonade.

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What did Steve Hagen say to Steve Walters? "We have the same first name."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know ask a second grader.

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what did the murderer say when he lost his gun? dangit. now i cant kill anyone

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did you hear about the dyslexic journalist? he employed an assistant to double check his work. They worked really well together.

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Roses are red Violets are blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

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Your mom is so stupid that she was unable to make it into the college of her choice.

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1:Your reading my text. 2:Your wondering what the point is. 3:Your getting angry. 5:Your going to click thumbs down. 6:But wait! You didn't realize that there was no number 4. 7:Your checking it. 9:Your smiling. 10:Your smiling so much you forgot to check for number 8. 11:Your checking it. 12:Jokes on you.

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Jack, John, Justin, Joseph and Jimmy walk into a bar. They order a pint of beer and start wondering what their names have in common.

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So a penguin walks into a bar. Penguin's have been affected by global warming so much that they decide to drink away as they near their final hours.

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What do you call a deer with one eye? Nothing. The deer was transported to a specialist animal hospital and now has two working eyes, eliminating the purpose of this joke. We apologise for wasting your time.

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? one's a scum-sucking bottom feeder, the other is a lawyer

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how did sally die? she starved because she cant get in to get the nuggets.

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There is a Asian a black guy and a white guy the black guy loves apples the white guy loves pears and the Asian loves Macaroni the white guy gets a apple the black guy gets a pear and the Asian has no lunch so the black guy kills the white guy for the apple and the Asian kills the black guy because he is hungry

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How did Pablo get into America from Mexico? He drove here!

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