- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy with no legs get for his birthday? Pants.

im passing this on from a friend: 2 blondes walk into a building, you think one woulda saw it,

If your canoe is stuck in a tree with no headlights, how many pancakes does it take to get to the moon. False, snakes don't have armpits

Why is my brother so bad at making anti jokes cuz HE HAS a sense of humor

In a stranded island, a plane crashes. Only one man survives. He asks himself "Where do I bury everybody else?" The others proceed to look at him strangely. He was the only surviving male.

There was a papa tomato, a mama tomato, and a baby tomato. Coincidentally, it was also Tuesday.

Did you hear about the three black guys who got run over by a car? No? Neither did Ray Charles!

Why was the chicken sad Thanksgiving

a naked man walks into a bar. he is promptly escorted out because you must have shoes and a shirt to be served

What do you call a girl who has slept with five guys? Her name.

Why is a bulldog so aggressive Because it was raised for dog fights in basements Dog fights aren't right kids, and you should never get involved but if you find yourself in the cage fighting one of the dogs, you should really think about how you got there.

Why didn't Jimmy do well at school? Because he was recently in a car accident, which severely damaged his brain, making it difficult for him to learn things, because of his severely damaged brain, which he got in a car accident, which he was recently involved in.

Why did the sloth cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

We started this thing together, I do not get it, he is like you said, just a little nerd...

Did you hear the one about the black guy that went to college? Me niether

What is the opposite of pro? Con right? So what's the opposite of progress? Congress

Chuck Norris was so good at karate that he held the middle weight world title for 6 years and was named fighter of the year by Black Belt Magazine. He also used his talents to start a successful acting and advertising career.

How did the seal die? It went clubbing ... Then overdosed on ecstasy, it was very sad.

there's a new drink out called the Bin Laden... it consists of two shots and a splash of water

One night, a man dreams that he is a bird that can fly into outer space. The next day the man finds out that his son is a homosexual.

whats fun,atracks children and says wrape van on it my van i lied about it being fun

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A man is wrongfully convicted of murder and sent to prison. After a lengthy appeals process the guilty verdict is overturned and he walks away a free man.

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