- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the Light turned green, indicating that it was a safe and appropriate time to cross

Why was i sad when 4 black people in a cadillac fell over a cliff. The car blew up...

Try not to laugh at this joke... Knock knock Who's there? Ha ha ha Ha ha ha who? I told you not to laugh

What do you call a german soldier? A Nazi

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one, but he may forget to finish the task due to his Alzheimer's.

Can you spot the polar bear Probably not because global warming killed it

Why did Dom move to Wales? Because he is poor!

Why did the chicken cross the road? it was thrown

"HEY DUMB FU** THIS STUFF IS SUPPOSED TO BE FUNNY!!!" SAID SIMON COWELL!!!

Why did the Squirrel swim across the river upside down? To keep its nuts dry.

Why did Timmy's face hurt? Because there was a frog stapled to it.

Why was six afraid of seven? Six had severe paranoia.

I have a very serious problem with my narcolepsy. I occasionalolahdf;honainbirgnipqgierngiaqbhgpqruiph

Q: Why did princess Diana crops the road? A: Because she wasn't wearing a seatbelt

Why did the girl make a sandwich for her boyfriend? Because she offered to make lunch in order to save money by not going to a restaurant.

Two men and a woman go to lunch together at a restaurant in New York City. The first man says, "I'm glad that we're finally doing this." The second man says, "Yeah, me too." The woman concurs.

When you say that Chuck Norris has counted to infinity twice. I say that you cant count to infinity because it isnt a quantifyable number

wheres an unexpected place to find sand? a human pancreas.

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A waste of time because they just be playing soccer

a black guy a white guy and a spanish guy walk into a bar, after they left the bar they became good friends despite thier differences.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares...he didn't make it anyways..

Dane Cook makes a joke.

Where do you8 find a dog with no legs? right where you left it

Q: what's red and blue and covered in piss? A: everything. I'm so sorry.

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