- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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-Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? -She had no arms. -Knock, knock. Who's there? -Not Sally.

What did the Jew say when he walked into a bar? Ouch!

How do you make something disappear from your hand? Throw it somewhere that's out of sight,

Whats the difference between a Jew and a boy scout? Boy scouts come back from camp.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.. A: Knock Knock B: Who's there? A: Not Sally

a morman walks into a bar, he buys a 7up.

Why did the janitor commit suicide? He was sick of people's shit.

What's up with airplane food? Not sure, but last flight I was on they didn't serve any food. It could have been because it was too short of a flight or perhaps the recessed economy caused jetliners to cut costs. Either way, I didn't get a bag of peanuts.

Whats fuzzy and pink? A pink fuzz ball

Imagine that we take all of the elephants in the world and laid them out end to end in space Did you know all of the elephants would die Nature fact

a blind person walks into a deaf person and the deaf person says "dadadader"

A man didn't feel well so he went to the toilet. He had explosive diahrria, then felt better.

what do mr. potato head and micheal jackson have in common? their noses come off pretty easily

what did the pumpkin muffin say to the blueberry muffin? nothing, because muffins can't talk.

Roses are red, violets are blue, if you didn't know that, go back to school.

knock knock who's there? nobody. then why are you knocking?

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimers Who the hell are you?

Mum, "Why aren't you listening to me, are you deaf or something?" Son, (Silence)...

Ahmed walks into Abbar. He apologized and they both continued about their jobs as sales assistants at Pottery Barn.

Why was the man alone? Because he was tied to a tree.

What did the Beatrice do after she got kicked off of X Factor? she went to a nearby store and bought a slim jim

A Texan, a Mexican, a Brit and a Frenchman are on a plane that begins having engine trouble. The black box was never found.

Whats worst than a cold? Being shot in the face repeatadly by a rocket launcher until death.

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