Why did Tommy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Tommy.

How did the boy fall off the swing? He got hit by a fridge

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

Two Jewish men are walking when they see a penny on the ground. They continue walking because pennies are not worth picking up in today's economy

whats the same between a mouse and an elephant? They are both small except for the elephant

roses are red, no one gives a shit, get back in the kitchen and bring me my chicken dips!

what did the apple say to the orange? :nothing because an apple is not a human organism nor an orange therefore they can not speak....

So mind telling me why you wont call me? And why, you know... Are you avoiding this condition of yours?

What's nappy,brown,intoxicated,and stealing my bike? A Blazed, black guy that stole my bike.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He got hit in the head with a brick.

Hey i just met you, and this is crazy, i have amnesia, i'm Skepta

Why was the man so angry? Because the woman was not in the kitchen

What's fatter than your mum? Your mum's mum

Why did Sally fall off the swing? I hit her with a shovel.

Chuck norris doesn't make his own butter he roundhouse kicks the cow and the butter comes straight out.

What's easier than a whore? Doesn't matter, your mom's a whore either way.

The boy said to the priest, may God be with you. The priest responded with, "And also IN you".

Guess whats in my hand. Can you guess? A gun. Bam bam, you're dead. Haha

Do you know what the worst part about inbreeding is? - It's runs in the family!

hey i just met you and this is crazy but here is my gun so get in the van

What do you call a black priest? Holy shit.

What is worse than being killed in a car crash? Having your girlfriend in the car with you.

Cripples are lame.

What do you call a calculator without a brain? A calculator.

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