- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why Americans are so bad at League of Legends? Because they can't defend their towers.

what's the difference between northerners and southerners? southerners live to the south of birmingham, and they don,t stink of urine.

An African-American is working on math problems and notices an Asian man walking by. The African American asked,"Could you help me out on these math problems?" The Asian man replied, " I have never been good at math."

Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet, but she had anal hemorrhaging so it really hurt

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Roses are red, violets are blue, pee pee is yellow, poo poo is brown. if not you have a serious disease...

Q: Why were minorities denied access to the bathroom? A: It was for employees only.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Six Million Jews.

why didnt jane scream when she got robbed? Because she got shot.

Why did the skeleton not get invited to the party? because he was dead

Which is better; having a billion dollars or a trillion dollars? Trick Question, you aren't that rich.

Have you heard of that new jewish car? No, have you? No.

Why did to plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

Roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in the zoo don't be mad ill be there too not in the cage but laughing at you!!

a tiger swims into the indian ocen and eats a tuna. the tiger shortly dies

why did the dog went inside the church? because the door was open.

You might not notice at first, but in this very sentence there is a psychological phrase that is used to hypnotise you. If you read through the first sentence of this paragraph three or four times, you may start to feel the sudden urge to have a drink. This is called the ashvakalym effect.

whats worse then getting a bad present on your birthday? dying.

A Muslim walks into a Bar, He buys everyone a round of drinks and enjoys the rest of his night

What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

mary had a little lamb it's fleece was white as snow and everywhere that mary went it did a massive shit

What do you get when you cross a sheep with a lion? A dead sheep.

What would you call the flinstones if they were black? Ni**gers

everyone wonders y grandmas dont wear bra's its because if youre that old u might die putting it on

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