- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what worse than bitting into an apple and finding a worm bitting into a worm and finding an apple

What do you call cheese that you don't own? Cheese.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? Depends on how hard you throw them.

What is funny about a man who chews tobacco? Nothing, the man was diagnosed with mouth cancer at a young age and got his jaw removed, he was very upset.

What is the similarity between Moses and Muhammad? They both have the same letter starting their names

I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. But it wasn't actually getting bigger, it was just getting closer. So I got hit in the face.

What's big, black, and impossible to swallow? A parking lot. Among many other things.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your bike.

emma brown i did tap that shit -jackson edwards

What do you call a fish with no eyes? The Mexican blind cave tetra (Astyanax mexicanus).

A grammatically correct mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve mushrooms." The mushroom says, "Why not, I'm a fungus."

Why did the fat girl stop eating? She wasn't hungry.

What ryhmes with turtle? räpe

What did the dog say to the Jewish Rabbi? Bark

How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe Coolhsoj

I'm rubber and you're glue, neither one of us say anything because inanimate objects can't talk.

Ok so im on antijoke.com and they tell me i can write my own joke... so i did.

How many mathematicians does it take to count?

What did the Taliban teenager strap on his chest before getting on the bus? A blue rubber dildo.

Q: what did the dog say to the cat? A: nothing dogs can't talk

What did the cat say to the dog before chasing each other You have a nice looking ass

How do you stop a little boy from annoying you? You chop his balls of. Why was the little boy sad? Because someone chopped his balls off.

Q: How do you make Kobie Bryant cry? A: Kill his family.

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