- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What time is it? 2:47 PM.

Why did the balck man sit at the back of the bus? Because all the other seats were taken.

Hey, you why you say poo poo nae nae watch me whip, and do the dougie, and then happy halloween? Potato Salad

A guy named M.C. walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "wheres the food?" The bartender says, " its in your stomach."

what happened to the slut last time she opened her legs. a bee flew in and stung her. turned out she was deathly allergic. she died a painful death.

Your momma's so obnoxious, your dad left.

Q: What has no color, no shape, no size, and was born in your mind? A: The thought you just had about this anti-joke.

Naturally us at the order of exile, the ones that learn and teach the ways of Nero do not exist. Soon neither will those that speak against us. - Azure Dragon

what is funnier than a apple? a talking apple

there was this kid who was perfectly well-adjusted, had most normal things a person needs and a generally good life. what did he get for Christmas. non-hodgkins lymphoma.

what do round tank toilets do? blow up CC

Q: Why did the black man shit himself? A: He experienced post-mortem bowel release after he was murdered due to his racial identification.

My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

What do you call a black man fishing. ... a fisherman racist.

What do you get when you cross a chicken and a fox? An eaten chicken.

What did one tree say to the other tree? Nothing, trees can't talk.

Q. Why dont people like rian mcreesh ? A. Because he smells bad and gives off a creepy vibe ...

Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock knock. I've got a gun. Knock kn [BANG!] [L]

Who lives in a pineaplle under the sea? Nobody but bacteria that will slowly eat your stomach.

Why does sammy have a cut on her arm? becuase her mom went to go stab her dad and missed

Q: What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

John: Hey Debbie, do you wanna go see a movie with me? Dina: My name is Dina

Rush Limbaugh

A guy walked into a bar a hundred years ago and but a pint of whiskey. He is dead now.?

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