If bananas are purple, then what color are oranges? I am not going to tell you the answer because this joke has no significance whatsoever.

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If your canoe is stuck in a tree with no headlights, how many pancakes does it take to get to the moon. False, snakes don't have armpits

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Have you heard about the constipated mathematician? He worked his problems out with a pencil... It was a #2 pencil

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How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

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What's heed and has wheels? Your mom.

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why did the monkey fall? he got hit by a train

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

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Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip? TO GET TO THE SAME SIDE!!!BAZZINGA!!!

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Why didn't Suzie answer her mother? Suzie has a serious condition where she is mute and also severely deaf.

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Why is my brother so bad at making anti jokes cuz HE HAS a sense of humor

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Why is a bulldog so aggressive Because it was raised for dog fights in basements Dog fights aren't right kids, and you should never get involved but if you find yourself in the cage fighting one of the dogs, you should really think about how you got there.

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What did the Watermelon say to its baby? I'll SEED you later!

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You know whats annoying? Steve

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Why did the boy fall over? Because he got hit by a car. Follow forever.art7 on Insta.

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Listen Nero, I understand now that this is your real name, actually I know where you live thanks to the good old phonebook... ...My order is fully based on respecting and treating all living beings equally and focusing on actually putting old notions such as Gods and superstition away in order to strengthen humankind`s belief in itself and others. As for Nerometal, well, that was one of my... Lesser followers, I assure you they have been taken care off, they will not be bothering you ever again. What would it take for you to forgive our transgressions? Money? Power? Ask and you shall receive, as far as your identity goes, you shall have it back and I shall use another site in the future.

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There was a golfer at the field where people usually golf. he had a golf club. so did the man next to him. The man i spoke of first hit the guy that was next to him with a golf club. Why? because he was angry at the man for shoving socks down his daughters throat and extracted her eyes with a melon scooper. This should not be humorous, the girl got blood and eye juice on her fathers new shoes when she came home.

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A jew walked into a bar Hitler said.... A jew walked out of a concentration camp

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Have you heats about the Guy who's parents died in à car crash... No He killen himself because of hus parents Deathstars

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got ran over by a car.

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A platypus walks into a bar. Why is there a butter knife in my basement?

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How do you get a blonde to eat crayons? Threaten to kill her parents with a hacksaw.

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How do you make a clown shut up? Throw a axe at it!!

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A man walks into a bar. The ceiling was ringed with dozens of TV’s, much like your average sports bar. Unlike your average sports bar however, the TV’s were not featuring athletic competition. That is unless you consider vigorous and explicit gay sex between men hung like Tijuana mules to be a sport.

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what is the difference between a bucket of shit and a black person? the bucket the bucket

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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