- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

Q:what do you call a black man in a wheel chair? A: a war veteran who accidentally stepped on a land mine while trying to protect his country.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

Q: Why did the son of the dad who went fishing with him die? A: Well, he was either eaten by a shark or drowned while being the bait before that.

How many Mexicans does it take to screw a lightbulb? None, they couldn't cross the border.

Why was the man lying under a sheet. Because he was dead.

why did the drug dealer die... because he got terminal cancer and died during the first 3 weeks

Roses are red Violets are red I have Ebola

why did the kid strike out in baseball he had leprosy and his arms were amputated

Your mamma is so fat that she is undergoing strict diet and exercise in order to reduce the risk of premature death due to health complications.

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Nothing, he died.

Why was the little boy speechless? His best friend was just run over by a plow truck.

Knock knock! Knock knock!! Knock knock!!! Knock knock!!!! WHOSE THERE! Wait its a woodpecker

what is the worst thing to find out about for wife she is your arm

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He than orders some drinks.

Me: "If I had Alzheimers, I would break down into tears." Friend: "Why, you would forget why you were crying..." Me: "Who are you again?"

What's worse than anti-jokes? The holocaust.

What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a ferrari? You can't find a ferrari in my garage.

Your Mom is so fat, that she went to the doctor's and they told her that she was overweight and needed to get a stomach staple in order to make her lose weight

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Stevie Wonders said to his friend, "Have you seen my house?" "No" "Neither have I"

Dwarf Shortage

A man walks into a bar…. he then looks around checking to make sure no one saw this abashing action. He sees no one did then plashing a big smile on hst face he begins to strut forward only to trip over an empty can of spray cheese. it is important to note that this spray cheese was low fat

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