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what has wheels and is red. A heart, i lied about the wheels.

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A Jew, a Christian and a Muslim are on a plane to France. When they arrive in Paris one will go visit a friend who recently found inspiration in the many magical streets of the city and is in the middle of a year abroad. Another will search for a job and home to support himself and any future family that he might choose to have in the future. The last will check into a hotel and proceed to have a wonderful time seeing all the sights that Paris has to offer.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the slaughter house.

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What did the monkey say to the lion? I'm being sexually abused by my handler, and feel so violated.

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Its not a big mistake at all, if people do not want to get hypnotized you cant hypnotize them, or so I thought...

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What's the difference between a bowl of chili and a urologist? One's hot n' spicy and the other analyzes urine. -Emo Phillips

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What did the zen master say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything,

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A Jew walks into a bar and says drinks are on me.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, My farts stink, And so do you.

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wanna hear a joke? me niether.

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What did the little boy do when he got his test grade? Cried, it was 0

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Why was the minority sad? Because the police beat him and then he was raped in jail.

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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I'm a vegan thats why I am still a Virgin.

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A guy forgot his 20th wedding anniversary. His wife was really mad, and said that she better have something in the driveway that goes from 0 to 350 in 10 seconds, and he quickly pulled out an AK-47 and murdered her violently.

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Knock Knock! ... Whos there? ... Daisy ... Daisy who? ... Daisy me trolling... ;)

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i look around to find that my air head is missing, i then figure out that i had eaten it.

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What's hotter than a woman who is face down and ass up? A woman who isn't tying her shoes.

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Did you know that if you write "Beatles" on a piece of paper, chop it up, put it in some cabbage soup, eat the soup, poop it out in a cup, and put the paper back together, it spells "Ringo <3 Arby's"?

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Going up to someone and saying, "my mom is dead and my dad tryd killing himself, can i have a ride home?"

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Guess what? Chickenbuttt hahahah! lolomfg

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What's worse than finding your whole family dead? Nothing. Finding your family dead is terrible.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Mine.

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